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There are a lot of retellings and wrong tellings of myths these days, but I'll never forgot that period where a decent chunk of Tumblr was convinced that not only was the tale of Medusa secretly feminist before the Romans subverted the pro-woman fables of the famously feminist society, Ancient Greece, but Medusa's face was a symbol for women's shelters in Ancient Greece, despite the fact that there's no evidence for women's shelters existing in Ancient Greece before people started insisting they had Medusa on them

The argument I had with that person!!!!! But yes the "women's shelters" was truly a low point

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

Went into a fugue state and wrote porn for about 9 hours straight. I haven't done that in a while! Wheeeeee

Now I have to find a way to, like, chill out and go to sleep? Hours and hours past my bedtime already? Booooooooo

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage