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Omg I'm waiting for my food at a take-out place, and the server called "Keri!" and I legit started to stand up.
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Rulan, after JW Waterhouse’s Cleopatra.
I decided that this would be titled “Rulan” rather than “Jin Ling”, with the thought that the setting of the painting, somewhere in Koi Tower, is one where people are more likely to call him Jin Rulan. I also considered titling it “(New) Sect Leader Jin” but I thought that would be confusing, and “Rulan” better parallels the original painting title.
Initial sketch is here!
If there's one thing I know about my fanfic writing nature, it's that I can't force it. Either I am inspired and writing just flows forth from my fingertips (and when it's porn, I can basically lose a whole week in a haze of it) or there's just nothing.
Mostly this is fine, because I don't feel a need to write if I'm not feeling inspired - the inspiration creates the need. But gosh, sometimes, when I don't have that much else going on, I miss that sense of direction and productivity - not effortless, exactly, because it is effort, but... inevitable
In fact, it's been so long since I've felt inspired to write porn that I'm wondering if my once-every-decade efflorescence of porn writing is dead and over, and I should give up on my secret porn account. Sigh.
If there's one thing I know about my fanfic writing nature, it's that I can't force it. Either I am inspired and writing just flows forth from my fingertips (and when it's porn, I can basically lose a whole week in a haze of it) or there's just nothing.
Mostly this is fine, because I don't feel a need to write if I'm not feeling inspired - the inspiration creates the need. But gosh, sometimes, when I don't have that much else going on, I miss that sense of direction and productivity - not effortless, exactly, because it is effort, but... inevitable
The apartment next to me (or whichever apartment is most closely connected to my ventilation) is occupied for the first time in like a decade and I can smell their cooking and it is SO RUDE
WHY MUST IT ALWAYS SMELL SO DELICIOUS WHEN I CANNOT EAT IT
I feel like they should at least be obliged to tell me what it is so I can order something similar?

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A quick little update to my Fandom Permission Statements post, which asks authors to put a permission statement in their ao3 bio!
It makes sense that podficcers aren't allowed to post works without being given permission onto ao3, but DID YOU KNOW that this counts for Anonymous and orphaned works as well?
So here's my new plea to authors: if you anonymize or orphan your work, and you're okay with it being podficced:
Please put blanket permission for podfic in the author's notes before orphaning or anonymizing!
Thank youuuuuuuuuu
Another day, another fic that was orphaned without permission added 😭
If you're reading this and you're a fanfic author who didn't know about this rule, please consider reblogging!
I've seen a couple of people in the tags thinking about whether or not this policy of ao3 fits in with podficcer norms and whether it's enforceable by ao3 and gosh, wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to worry about that dilemma at all because there's a "Podfic Welcome" tag or permission in the notes?
(thank you so much to people who have been reblogging this! I've seen a lot of folks in the tags say they didn't know this!)
Save the orphan!!!!
... ed works from never being podficced
What do we think the chances are that we can convince AO3 to change their stance on the right to podfic orphaned works?
(For those of you who don't know, when a work is orphaned without permission to podfic in the tags or the notes, it's not podficcable, EVER!)
This has to be an edge case, right? I feel there have to be good arguments on this? (I say as I weep looking at so many excellent orphaned works that can never be podficced)
I know there are bigger problems, but I fucking hate the appropriation of the word "golem".
Just say "elemental construct" or something.
I don't think there's an argument here, it's a Jewish culture term... Invent your own terms and leave ours alone.
Flesh golem? That's a homunculus.
Magic caster created golem? That's a magical construct.
Naturally occurring golem? That's an elemental.
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A setting without Jews by definition cannot have golems.
Only a Rabbi can create a golem.
I am also bothered by the liberal use of the Eyn Sof in Fantasy media, especially animation. Full Metal Alchemist, The Owl House, Black Clover... I've even seen it used on the packaging for a vibrator/dildo.
It's not just Jewish, it's Kabbalah, a restricted practice even within Judaism and it has a cameo in an Owl House magic school classroom and on the package of a vibrator?
Its always been truly strange to me that the only two instances I can remember of Actual Golems in popular media, with Jewish characters involved in the plot and and a some what legitimate explanation of what Golems actually are and that they're Jewish in Origin was......
Supernatural and The Simpsons.
there was also the dc comics miniseries the monolith
I'm not familiar, but the synopsis on Wikipedia looks interesting.
In the present the reader is introduced to Alice Cohen as she receives her inheritance from her recently deceased grandmother. This inheritance consists of a lone house in an area of Brooklyn where all the other buildings have been torn down. One of the first things that Alice discovers is a walled off section in the basement from which a voice calls to her to read stories. Alice's first choice for this is her grandmother's diary.
^ small excerpt
I would like to continue to propose Lārem. In Latin, a Lār is a protective spirit of a place. So it’s got historical/linguistic roots and isn’t made-up wholecloth. It ties a thing to a space and has the exact same number of syllables, and at worst most folks will go “oh you’re just being unique and calling it something Fancy for your setting, just like how every fantasy story competes to come up with wild spellings for Mahgick.”
It just fucking fits. It’s so easy. I’m not remotely Jewish by any definition of the word, so I cannot speak for anybody, but instead I offer you this very practical taken on “golem.”
Let’s say you hear conflicting takes by Jewish folk on whether or not you can use “golem.” Some say you can, some say you can’t.
Rather than making it a moral matter — consider, some folks asked you not to and said it sucks, and you know they’ve got a fair argument even if you don’t agree with it. Since it’s so easy to not do, why not just, not be a dick?
If you want to look at it not as a moral matter, but look in purely practical terms, by refusing the request to call it anything else, it’s bein’ a bit of a dick.
So use mine. Call them Stone Lārems and everyone will understand immediately.
As a Jew, I like the idea that we get to contribute to global folklore, the same as everyone else. I'm happy to see golems get more play. But okay, reasonable people can disagree on this one.
However, as a pedant, I need to strongly object to the addition above for two reasons.
1) Lares aren't constructs. They don't have bodies. It's not a generic word for protective being - they're Roman spirits of the household (along with the penates, usually considered the spirits of the cupboards) and also protector spirits of crossroads. The word can refer more generally to ghosts and the lares are often associated with the respect given to dead ancestors. I could go on about our understanding of the lares and their role in Roman myth and/or religion, but it's all really just elaboration on this point: they're nothing like golems.
2) If you MUST use the term, the correct singular is 'lar' and the plural is 'lares'. By convention, we use the nominative form of Latin words in English for all forms (thank heavens - no one wants to be declining case-forms in English!) so 'larem', the accusative singular, would never be used. 'Larems' is not a form that exists at all, in Latin or English. The macron over the a is also not needed - while 'lar' does have a long a, 'lares' does not, and in any case, macrons are a convention used to help beginner students in Latin textbooks and would never appear in an actual Latin text.
I appreciate your attempt to cut through the Gordian knot here, but I think we need to go back to the drawing board on this one.
Why is this so fucking funny
Description: A screenshot of an island beach from a Death in Paradise, with the subtitle reading "[birds screaming and crying]"
Update: also it turns out this is the incorrect subtitle track for the episode. I have no idea how the screaming and crying birds have fared
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I feel like this is a strange request, but does anyone have a recipe for a coffee drink they like that they can keep in quantities in the fridge?
Requirements: 1) needs to be sweet and creamy (or is good with sweet creamy stuff added to it?), 2) needs to be filtered (I fear cafestol and kahweol)
I appreciate any techniques/thoughts/recipes!
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how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
We have similar problems.
Here's a UK version:
(it gets more complicated than this but this is the basics that most people need...also there's an age disparity in that some older people will only use imperial and some younger people have never used things like stones and pounds)
the change from AD to CE feels really emblematic of how surface-level and meaningless the supposed secularization of the western world is
Common Era is definitely preferable over Anno Domini, if only because christ is no lord of mine, but it’s only less christianocentric in that it doesn’t overtly make reference to christ in its title. the benchmark is still the same. you’re still measuring when the common era began using the (supposed) birth of christ, separating history into “the period before jesus” and “the period after jesus”. this conception of history is no less defined by christianity than it was before, except that now it’s easier to ignore because you’ve draped it in a “secular”, “modern” veneer and done nothing to actually unpack the ways in which western society intrinsically centers christianity.
Here are the reasons I use BCE/CE rather than BC/AD:
Technically, AD needs to be before the year, while BC should be after the year. This is silly and no one cares and yet, I prefer to be Technically Correct and not worry about all of it. Both BCE and CE are correctly placed after the year.
We don't even know when Christ was born. AD is therefore essentially incorrect. Also, I'm Jewish and don't particularly love using Christ as a marker for everything.
I am NOT going to be using an entirely different dating system. I am a historian and I'm already juggling a few different dating systems as it is. I am well aware of how easily errors are introduced in converting between dating sytems.
I agree that it's a bit surface-level, and I don't require others to use BCE/CE, but those are the reasons I find it preferable!

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Back to my OG fantasy obsession . . . Dragons 🥰 (but obviously still WangXian, I’m not insane, I swear)
I know that I have decided twice in the past that it's just not worth it to groom my own dogs because of the sheer amount of frustration.... but surely THIS time it will be different??