satan’s prawn

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

yeah, it was after the part where Bob nearly kills his boss at the insurance company for denying claims

the tma fandom really is just full of some of the kinkiest asexuals you’ll ever meet huh

Hilltop mention!!! they were so insane for saying that you can listen to protocol without listening to archives like sure you can but you’re missing half of what’s happening

had a dream that I put the washing machine on but forgot to add the detergent. what sort of fucked up shit

If this was literally anyone else this would just be a normal tumblr post, but because it’s you this stands in stark contrast to things like clown meat

oi don't bring clown meat into this, clown meat was a vivid but overall entertaining experience, i deeply enjoyed having my consciousness temporarily banished to the clown meat dream universe, being arrested for selling artificial clown deli meat was a thousand times more fun and less stressful than the complete nightmare recounted in my original post

I don’t think enough ppl have capitalized upon the fact that Lan Wangji genuinely thinks Wei Wuxian is pretty much the most wonderful person in the world. Like jaw-drop-in-awe of him. There’s a reverence to Lan Wangji’s love, just as there is for Wei Wuxian’s.