YEAR ZERO

h-hewwo ??? i’m heidi and i have a few ahem occult bloggos bc i love blasphemy and sacrilege and making people uncomfortable and not want to be my friend and then i cry. if you want to know about me, my philosophy / modern history teacher put on a bo/ston dy/namics video of robot dogs trying to get through doors, and robot men giving people boxes, and getting beaten up for testing and i started crying in class and screaming out how they were being bullied. i also live off of .72c noodle cups even though the sheer amount of noodle cups i’ve consumed is enough to make me 50% styrofoam now, and 100% dead. click the read more to watch me ramble for a further three paragraphs on why i tOTaLLy nEEd yoUR mOnEY. this post is actually in regards to data bills, and in turn my mental health?

h-hewwo ??? i’m heidi and i have a few ahem occult bloggos bc i love blasphemy and sacrilege and making people uncomfortable and not want to be my friend and then i cry. if you want to know about me, my philosophy / modern history teacher put on a bo/ston dy/namics video of robot dogs trying to get through doors, and robot men giving people boxes, and getting beaten up for testing and i started crying in class and screaming out how they were being bullied. i also live off of .72c noodle cups even though the sheer amount of noodle cups i’ve consumed is enough to make me 50% styrofoam now, and 100% dead. click the read more to watch me ramble for a further three paragraphs on why i tOTaLLy nEEd yoUR mOnEY. this post is actually in regards to data bills, and in turn my mental health?

the ghouls:

arsenic, jasper, phosphorous, cutie, seraphim: all serving ghouls. nic is super sarcastic and fun, phosphorous is grumpy but he’s okay. cutie is a fresh ghoul (at least in church canon, not in meliora) who’s super happy and adorable and fun, and jasper is kind and gentle but slightly more dangerous than the others. only slightly.

the imperitos:

cesare romano and vittore quinacelli: cesare and victor were previous prophetic leaders in the church, cesare being pontifex / papa imperito ii, and vittore iii. cesare is a vampire lord, born in the 1500s in italy. he’s dark and scary and very formal. vittore was born in the late 1800s in italy, in the early days he used his feminine body for sex work, his mother having died when he was twelve, then he enlisted in the army (more or less conscripted), and deserted during wwi. he changed his whole identity and fled to america, where he became a famous actor as victor quinn. he died in 1925 and became an incubus. he’s more fun and jovial than his counterpart.

demons:

abaddon, ruina, ba'al donax: abaddon is the demonic prince of destruction, locusts, and the bottomless pit. he is cirices father, and the lover of beelzebub, as well as cirices mother. incredibly stern. ruina is a demon under abaddon, one of his lackeys. he was later placed into cirice as her guardian after ba'al donax, the demon prince of infidelity and lechery was hastily placed inside of her consciousness and destroyed her relationships. ruina is surprisingly gentle, but loves fighting.

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