â Im really funny and a little hyper when I donât take my meds
â Everyone thinks Im gay (idk why)
We held hands out the womb (literally.) Ken won the friendship custody battle after we both dropped the most bihless hoebag ever. She was evil and manipulated us both, but I saved Chair from her like the Batman I am. We became very close after this. But⊠she killed my dad Anyways, I donât know what she (Chair) is talking about, but here is a list of the things weâve done in the last year alone:
â We got our teacher to say 2 slurs and then I gave her the pass
â We got gay allegations from every group of the school. Preppy, hillbillies, it did NOT matter. We were the schoolâs lesbians even if there were actual lesbian couples.
â We had a paper full of peopleâs names with their designated code names. So it was like âblank = slenderinaâ and WE LOST IT. we almost peed our pants. I was walking through the school parking lot one rainy morning and I saw a paper, so I pick it up, and it was OUR PAPER. It had dirt, rips, and tire marks all over. It is now preserved in Chairâs bag.
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A/N: Guys, it's Chair. We wrote this as a warm-up/ JOKE. HEAVY ON THE JOKE PART IT"S NOT SERIOUS AND WE BOTH GAGGED MULTIPLE TIMES WRITING IT.
Light Yagami flexes his knuckles, popping them, at his desk. His legs stretching outwards to get rid of the soreness from writing in his notebook all day. Heâd spent hours killing these horrible billionaires.Â
There was a rather tedious knock on the front door. Light looked out his window, trying to get a view of the door. Thatâs when he saw⊠a man⊠his⊠enemy. L.
Light leans over. His cheek pressed against the window, his brown eyes trying to see. He opened his window just enough to peak his head out. Then he gulped. Why the frick was L here?Â
L was oblivious to the fact that Detective Yagami was NOT at home. There was only Light there. So when the buff muscle man opened the front door, L was foaming at the mouth. L just kinda stood there for a second before asking, âWhere is your papa, Light yag a mi?â
Light sighed. He didnât know why L was here, but he was already on guard. He felt anxious because his father had been telling him about the investigation. âWait, Iâll be right back.â Light says before going to his room, hiding his Death Note somewhere, and jotting back to the front door. âSorry, sorry.â Light excused himself.Â
L raised a non-existent eyebrow, giving Light a⊠look? âWhere did you just go, twink?â
Light scoffed beneath his breath, âI was making sure everything was cleaned up, plus I was seeing if he made it back early and I didnât hear him. I didnât see him though, he must still be out on an investigation. Some more deaths occurred.â He answered solemnly, like he cared about the victims.Â
L just kinda stood there, still. He chewed his thumbnail, not saying anything, all he could think was that⊠thatâs exactly what Kira would say. He knew Light was smart, he expected a lie from the boy.
Light looked at L suspiciously, before shrugging, âDo you want to come in?â He asked. He stepped out of the doorway to make room for L. The house is clean though.. so maybe there is some merit to his word.Â
It was raining cats and dog, L was soaked to the bone. He had been standing out there for a minuteâŠ. He supposed going inside wouldnât hurt anything⊠So, he looked up at Light, nodding, âSure, but I canât stay long, I really need to speak with your papa.â
Light turned to start walking towards the kitchen. âMy papa is not here. Iâm sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?â He asked. âMaybe a drink of something?âÂ
L followed closely behind him, he wanted something to drink alright, he wanted to taste Light Yag a mi. He wanted to taste every single part of Light. But, he nodded. âThat would be nice.â
Light was a smart boy, but he didnât pick up on Lâs otherworldly wants. He poured a glass of orange juice, pushing it towards L before putting the jug back into the refrigerator. âThere you go.â His tie was a little bit loose.Â
Lâs wide eyes roamed over Light, stopping at his neck and then again at his tiny waist. âI did not mean that kind of drink.â His tongue darted out to wet his lips.
Light raised his thin eyebrow at L. He looked around, âOh⊠Sorry. What kind of drink did you want then? We have milk and maybe some soda? Thatâs really all we got here.â Light said with slight annoyance. He just wanted to watch the news and write down more names of these wicked people destroying society and earth.Â
In Lâs head, he was just testing Light, he wanted to see if the killings would continue if Light was⊠occupied, so he perched himself on the chair next to Light and glanced up at him. âI mean I want YOU.âÂ
Light, by no means, wanted this freak in his house anymore. He awkwardly glanced at L then the door. âMe? Donât you work with my dad? Plus.. youâre kind of old.âÂ
L inched a bit closer to Lightâs face, giving him the F me eyes. âYes I work with your father, but he doesnât have to know what happens when heâs not around. And Iâm not that old, youâre of age anyways, no age gap is too big.âÂ
Light didnât know what he got himself into, but he was kind of tense. After sitting in his room mindlessly drawing out names, heâd been a little frustrated. Those eyes were making his scrawny muscles itch for any kind of sensation. âRight.â He tried to act like he didnât want L.
L could tell that Light needed an outlet of sorts to release his frustration, and he was getting something out of it if there were no killings occurring while Light was⊠busy. So he decided to take advantage of the situation at hand. âLight, would you like to use me?â
Light let out a little noise at the thought. He wasnât entirely against it. That mouth did look kind of useful for him. Without even asking, he dug his fingers into Lâs messy black hair and dragged him down infront of him in a kneeling position. âYou know what to do, right, L?â He sounded condescending.Â
L just kind of stared up at him, a blank expression on his face, âNo, Light. I have no idea of what you want from me, I suppose you need to explain yourself further.â He knew exactly what Light wanted.Â
Light let his frustration get the best of him. He clenched his jaw tightly, before undoing his belt on his beige trousers. âShut up and learn.â He said. He pulled his boxers down and⊠kapow. His dihh was out.Â
L still had the same blank expression, there was a dihh in his face, but he was still focused on Lightâs face. âI am a fast learner, Ya know?â
Light groaned. âThen hurry up and just do it, instead of worrying about learning.â He didnât care about Lâs feelings. He grabbed the base of his dihh and guided the heavy, thick head towards Lâs lips.Â
L was a tad bit worried that Lightâs father would return, but he already had Lightâs attention and he didnt wanna say anything to ruin his master plan. Instead, he wrapped his hand around Lightâs dihh, pumping it a couple times.Â
Light looked at the door to make sure his father wasnât returning soon. He knew theyâd have long enough for him to get off, and thatâs all he needed. He pushed his dihh in further. His tip pressing into the back of Lâs throat. A groan spilled from his lips, âYeah, yeah, take it.â
L was disgusted, but he just kept going. In his eyes, he was just saving lives. He bobbed his head, running his tongue along the vein on the underside of Lightâs dihh.
Light let out a satisfied moan at the sight of Lâs lips parting around his dihh. His fingers tightened then released enough to scratch his scalp, âYeahh, youâre doing so good for me. Flatten that tongue, pretty boy.â
L visibly recoiled at that. Ryuk was behind Light, giggling. Then, the doorknob turned and in walked none other than Lightâs parents and sister. L immediately got up, attempting to fix his disheveled hair.Â
Light pulled away from L quickly. He pulled his boxers up then closed his zipper with a tight tug. His belt firmly around his waist when he turned to wash his hands as if theyâd not been doing anything. âHi, mom anâ dad. I let your coworker in. Is that okay?â He asked his father.Â
L just glanced around the room, trying to read everyoneâs expressions to see if they had actually been caught. The last thing L wanted was to be caught with Lightâs dihh stuffed in his mouth.
Light was also anxious that his father would realize what theyâd been doing. He was already on a tight rope from his previous behaviors with his fatherâs coworkers. Light liked to use some of them cause he was just soooo morally superior. Not really.Â
L looked over at Lightâs father, his eyes finally settling on Detective Yagamiâs face. âYagami, I need to discuss something about the Kira case with you.â
A day before her dad died, I told her to send a picture of her dadâs feet to this boy who was harassing her, and we made the joke that he somehow saw that text and croaked..
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Hi guys please request me (KEN) for wlw smut. Also give me more love than Charity because I love attention.
I will write for any womenâs basketball player. I also enjoy Angelina Jolie and Anne Hathaway ANDDDD taylor swift. AND charli xcx. Thatâs it guys. Iâm sure Chair will be a try hard on hers and make it fancy ugh