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are you a leaky faucet because you're annoying as fuck

The littler shit took his first steps today and I just wow I'm gonna cry I can't

Oscar snuggled with me while Kyle turned our son against me So screw you Kyle I have the cat on my side

AND HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO THE PERFECT LIDDO NUGGET THAT IS TYLER CARTER

If any of you around LA are spending Christmas Eve or Christmas Day alone, please feel free to come over. You're not going to be intruding, you won't be a burden. We want you guys here. And I will hunt you down if I have to. There's a kitten and a dog and a small child and three small Asians and five loud Pavones and I actually do have a fireplace in this apartment along with a pull out couch and a spare bedroom and lots of food and I really just don't want any of you to be alone because I love you all so much.

I'm sure the neighbors are wanting to know who the fuck Oscar is

This poor cat. All I want to do is snuggle him but Eli's busy sticking his fingers in his ears and Kyle's yelling about his name.