A Slice of I Don't Even Know What

missin you a lil extra tonight

the best new mechanic in FFXV is that when it rains, everyone’s hair gets drenched and flat and sad, but you can equip them with extra-strength hair gel to prevent this from happening. It takes up a combat accessory slot. But you can do it. 

Imagine Kris throwing a party with an 80s theme. He’s disappointed to see his guests turn up in sweatbands and tacky bright sweaters. Clearly he meant 1880s. He adjusts his frilly neckerchief in annoyance.

Imagine Kris staying up too late online shopping. He doesn’t actually buy anything, just adds all he desires to his cart before closing the site and sighing about capitalism.

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

#tie me up and tell me I’m important

Imagine Kris saving up money so he can finally afford that shiny new minivan he’s had his heart set on for years. He yearns to be reasonably sensible and to drive that sweet, sweet ride at cautious speeds.

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

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