aoi haru ni saku anokoga kini iranai

surely another trinket will cure me

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

who want me? lol we’re running out of time