Keepin' It Chad

Real example of why we need a social media blackout for men...please, my dudes, you’re embarrassing yourselves.

Now that Chad’s on tv, he’s started hitting the gym, literally.

Much like the phenomenon known as quicksand, unwashed khakis have claimed the lives of many an unsuspecting victim...

These are not the bangs of a man who knows how to use a round brush...

Brace yo’ selves...

“By his giant hand…”

Chad’s back, and he’s itching to spread some blame.

“It’s really dismaying how sloppy your line breaks have become over the years...”

“It’s just...I wanted *that* one.”

Where there’s a quill, there’s a way...to look like a complete asshole.

“Behold my reclusive genius, dammit!!”

Chad decides to upgrade his wardrobe for a more professional look.

Straight white dudes: strengths include evaluating the strengths and weaknesses of others. Weaknesses include…wait…

“Ultimately, I chose to remove myself from the drama that I purposefully created...”

Chad finds compassion following an outpatient procedure for an ingrown toenail. Sorry invisible disabilities, he hasn’t experienced you firsthand yet 🤗

The descent of a single Chad shall send fleeing from the land all beasts of hoof, feather, and claw. A frost shall blanket the land, blighting the harvest for seven moons.

Friend of the comic Emily Alford presents her theory of the only four phrases required when dealing with a mansplainer on the prowl...as tested at AWP ‘18.