Keeping Track of Lost Time

If you take one lesson away from this blog it’s to photograph things that the government tells you not to photograph

I’m sorry, the song that plays when Special Agent Dana Scully walks into the J Edgar Hoover building to be assigned as Mulder’s partner is titled SEVEN YEAR ACHE????

Key thing i think people forget abt scully is she exists relative to mulder so much of the time that she truly believes everything she says does or thinks is exceedingly levelheaded & rational bc compared to that, cmon. and Fair enough. but w out this point of comparison we discover she is in actual fact completely batshit cuckoo bananas insane. this is why season 8 of the x files is kind of good actually

Day 2 at this job under my belt. ✔️ It remains unclear whether I am spying on my new boss for the government or spying on the government with my new boss but I believe… no, I’m sure I should take off all my clothes

Year 2. My co-worker was having a little psychotic episode, so I saved him by shooting him and kidnapping him in my car across the country. I have to do these things because I am the sensible partner.

watching the x files is like wow. love really is real. also what the fuck was that thing

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh