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Kaoruko Waguri | Kaoru Hana wa Rin to Saku

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"Sure, whenever I teach kunoichi classes, something ends up on fire, but I always teach the importance of never dating a teammate, and I think that's just as important as flower arranging, really."
THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020) S02E04 | Existential Crisis
i'd love to talk about rera's nsfw headcanons but there are none because her intimate life, like every other aspect of her life, is a fucking joke

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i was only gone for thirty seconds!
critical role sentence starters !!! // @gcldess
No way. There was no way that any amount of chaos could be conducted in thirty seconds, not to this extent. Thirty minutes? Maybe. But not thirty seconds. Rera liked to think she was a responsible adult who could be left alone.
And normally, she was. But apparently, an absent-minded teacher combined with flowers, a lighter and the determination to try and make something pretty was a terrible, terrible combination. Who would've thought?
Oops.
A soft, sheepish chuckle follows as she looks over at Pucca, feeling embarrassed. There's no real damage to anything. Except the flowers. And her ego.
"So...do you know much about ikebana? We teach it in kunoichi classes, but I'm not very good at it."
"Hey, you got a bandage?"
"I scraped my knee when I fell for you."
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
「 RP MEME : NONVERBAL PROMPTS. mix of violent, caring, touching and non-touching prompts. 」 SEND PROMPT '+ REVERSE' for the inverse to happen. for example 'bandage + reverse' for the receiver to bandage wounds on the sender.
[ BANDAGE ] : sender bandages a wound on receiver.
[ GUIDE ] : sender puts a hand on he receiver's back to guide them somewhere.
[ WAVE ]: sender waves down receiver to get their attention.
[ SIGN ]: sender raises their hand to sign to receiver. what follows can be anything the sender desires.
[ LIFT ]: sender lifts receiver's chin to look at them.
[ LIGHT ]: sender lights receiver's cigarette/candle/etc.
[ FIND ] : sender finds receiver beaten and/or bloodied.
[ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.
[ GET DOWN ]: sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.
[ TAKE ]: sender takes a hit meant for receiver.
[ CAUGHT ]: sender finds receiver somewhere they aren't supposed to be.
[ TRAP ]: sender traps the receiver somewhere they don't want to be.
[ DARLING ]: sender touches receiver's cheek.
[ SNATCH ]: sender snatches receiver's wrist as they turn to go.
[ STAB ]: sender stabs receiver.
[ DRAG ]: sender drags receiver from point a to point b.
[ SIT ]: sender sits on receiver's lap.
[ EN GARDE ]: sender and receiver get into some kind of fight.
[ DRUNK ]: sender finds receiver drunk.
[ BLOOD ]: sender walks into receiver's room covered in blood.
[ FLOWER ]: sender offers a flower to receiver.
[ HOLD ]: sender reaches to hold receiver's hand.
[ BRUSH ]: sender brushes a strand of hair out of receiver's face.
[ NOTE: ] sender writes a note for receiver. the contents are whatever the sender decides.
[ EYES ]: sender notices receiver looking at them.
[ STOP ]: sender raises hand to signal the receiver to stop in place.
[ TAP ]: sender taps receiver on the shoulder to get their attention.
[ WAKE ]: sender gently wakes receiver from a nap or otherwise.
[ MORNING AFTER ]: sender and receiver wake up together for the first time after a night of passion.
[ BLANKET ]: sender drapes a blanket over receiver's shoulders.
[ HUDDLE ]: sender and receiver huddle together in an effort to stay warm.
[ TUG ]: sender pulls receiver away from them.
[ PUSH ]: sender pushes receiver away from them.
[ BULLET ]: sender shoots receiver in a non-lethal area.
@irukasenseii // Starter Call
"So what made you become a teacher?"
Something she's always wondered but never had the chance to ask (or maybe it's always slipped her mind). It's not a profession most people just fall into, at least not accidentally. Her answer has always been the same, something about teaching the next generation, but she misses the action. Sometimes. Surprisingly, she's had to dodge more shuriken since becoming a teacher.

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i like to think rera's pick-up line thing started as a joke to be like 'haha i am so over the guy i dated for years, i am not emotionally destroyed by the fact he invited me to his wedding and calls me bestie' but it's now become a habit and she can't stop herself
@xshadowrising // Starter Call
"Do you go to the forest often these days?"
There's only one place she could be referencing there, the Nara forest. Her relationship with the place is a strange one; it's simultaneously one of her favourite places and a reminder of her place in the Nara clan (or lack of it). Looking over at Shikamaru (when did he get taller than her?) she can't help but feel like it's a boon. He's got it worse, heir to the clan, he'll probably end up dragged into the politics of it all. Seems like a drag.
@konohadaddies // Starter Call
There's something quite soothing about going to a restaurant as a customer, or maybe that's just a lie Rera's started telling herself so she can justify the amount she spends on not cooking. But she's wanted to go to Niji Ike for a while, and her friends (all two of them) always seem to be busy.
"Is it true about the payment here?" She's heard rumours, but a place like this would go broke, wouldn't it?
rera's worries about her students graduating are not in any way linked to her jonin sensei or how she taught her how to swim better by throwing her into a lake. nope.

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Starter call because I really miss writing on here
PROMPTS FOR CHECK INS * assorted dialogue for checking with someone to see if they're okay, find out what's going on, etc etc., adjust as necessary
do you have everything you need for your trip?
how have you been since i last saw you?
pretty sure you never told me what happened.
while you're doing that, why don't you fill me in?
you're the only person that cares to ask how i am.
when's the last time you slept?
i won't tell a soul if you tell me what happened.
i just want to make sure you're okay.
i haven't spoken to you in quite some time.
could you give me a rundown of what happened?
i'd like to know what's going on.
what am i walking into?
it's not as bad as it looks.
you can trust me with the truth.
let me take a look at your injury.
you haven't slept in days. i can tell.
thank you for checking on me.
are you feeling better than you were the last time i saw you?
i'm just checking on you.
not trying to bug you. just wanted to know what's going on.
at least fill me in before you go.
walk me through what we're dealing with.
i hear you've got a plan?
do you need anything?
you can tell me anything.
i'll live.
let me grab you something to drink.
thank you for asking how i am.
when's the last time you ate?
that wound doesn't look too good.
would you relax for a second? i'm just checking on you.
that was a lie. try again and tell me the truth this time.
you're forgetting how well i know you.
you can't lie to me. i know all your tells.
stop bullshitting me and tell me what's really going on.
what are you hiding from me?
keep talking. i want to hear everything.
to tell you the truth, i'm struggling a bit here.
i think i deserve some honesty here.
i just want to check on you.
i'll come by in an hour and see how you're doing.
while i'm gone, [name] will be by to check on you.
can you let me care about you for two seconds?
you're terrible at keeping secrets from me.
you seem upset. what happened?
how long have you been dealing with this?
thanks for stopping by.
this sounds a lot worse than i expected.
you've been dealing with this alone, haven't you?
i've told you everything i know.
let me cook for you at least.
you look half-starved.
are you cold? why are you shaking?
there's more to the story that you're not saying.
why do you keep evading my questions?
that's not all there is, right?
so that's what they've been hiding.
thank you for being honest with me.