kay's meme source !

here  you  go  ,  nonnie  !  i  hope  they're  what  you  were  looking  for  .

“i finished my (school subject) homework. can i (play [outside/with my friends]/watch tv) now?” “hey, (dad/mom), can i have a little bit of dessert before dinner? just a bit, i promise!” “but (dad/mom) said it was okay! why are you always like this?!” “(dad/mom), i don’t feel well... i feel really hot, and my (head/stomach) hurts so much.” “hey, can you help me with my (school subject) homework? i’m not really getting it, and i could use some guidance.” “oh, um... about the report card... i was gonna tell you guys, but i got scared that you were gonna yell at me or ground me. i’m sorry, i should’ve known you guys were smart enough to find it.” “i just don’t get school, (dad/mom)! it’s so hard, and it’s frustrating! there are some days where i don’t even wanna go because i don’t understand what they blab on about!” “(brother/sister’s name) started it! (he/she) was bothering me first!” “i’m gonna be a big (brother/sister)?!” “no parties, no friends over, just stay in the house, don’t answer the door to anyone unless i order takeout or delivery, don’t mess with the security cameras you guys set up around the house even though it’s creepy you’re gonna be spying on me. got it. can you guys please go now?” “okay, i know it sounds bad, but (student’s name) started it! (he/she/they) (swung first/threw the first punch), i was just defending myself!” “oh, umm... i (ran/bumped into) (some[one/thing]). no biggie, (dad/mom).” “no, don’t! (he/she/they) won’t listen, (he/she/they) never do(es)! i can just deal with it... i have for the past (number) (days/weeks/months).” “wow... my baby (brother/sister)... (he/she)’s so little. can i hold (him/her)?” “aw, (dad/mom), quiet! you’re embarrassing me! also, (he/she/they) do(es)n’t go to my school. we met (online/through a mutual friend).”

omg  ,  anon  ,  i'm  so  sorry  it  took  so  long  !  here  it  is  ,  lovely  !

“hey, pass the (remote/popcorn), please, hon?” “c’mon, it’s time to get up...” “pancakes or waffles for breakfast? i can always make both if we don’t agree.” “what do you say we move in together? buy a place of our own or rent an apartment, somewhere we can be alone together.” “i got this for you. i saw you looking at it in the store earlier, so i thought i’d swing by on my lunch break and ended up buying it.” “oh, my gosh, you are too a blanket hog!” “we need (item[s]) from the (grocery store/supermarket/mall). c’mon, we’re going shopping together.” “if you don’t get your ass back in bed, i swear i will not make coffee for you in the morning!” “g’morning, (pet name). sleep well?” “come back to bed, i miss my human (pillow/blanket).” “no way, do not put your feet up on the table! we have guests over.” “what do you say we get a (pet)?” “welcome home! i made (food) for dinner. i know it’s your favorite!” “i want cuddles... please?” “i love you, and i love our life together so far.”

here  you  go  ,  darling  !!  i  hope  they’re  to  your  liking  !

“okay, who are you, and why do you look so much like me?!” “are you sure you’re not a spy or someone in a really good disguise here to kill me and ruin my life by pretending to be me or steal some ancient artifact that i didn’t even know i possessed?” “if you really are me, what’s my greatest fear?” “whoa... another me? are you from another timeline? what’s your world like? have you ever done anything illegal? i’ve always wanted to do something illegal, but i never did because i was worried that it would cause problems with my potential lookalikes. do you believe in other universes? you could be from another universe entirely.” “this is so cool, it’s like i have an identical twin!! hey, can you do me a favor? i promise it won’t be dangerous or anything.” “i believe that everything happens for a reason, but this? this doppelganger thing? this is just... it’s too much, i-i need a break.” “we weren’t meant to meet. i’m sorry. *brings out (weapon)* it’s what has to be done.” “please, don’t kill me, i can explain!! i’m you from another timeline. i know, it sounds totally insane, but it’s true.” “so... how’re you.. er, me? sorry, i’m still getting used to actually seeing what is basically my reflection not mimicking my every move.” “you know what this would end up becoming if any people in power found out about you?! it would end up becoming a disaster! you have to leave now!” “i don’t know how i got into your world, but i need to go back, otherwise... i’ll be forgotten about.” “hey, you wanna play a prank on my (family member[s]/friend[s])? the two of us could totally psych (him/her/them) out, make (him/her/them) think (he/she/they)(’s/’re) losing (his/her/their) mind!” “i can finally be in two places at once! how long you planning on staying in this world for?” “this cannot be real. how did you even get here?!” “you have to go back to your world. if they see you, i don’t know what they’d do to you or me.”

here  you  go  !!  i  hope  they’re  to  your  liking  !  if  you  need  me  to  change  /  add  anything  ,  let  me  know  !

“no, no, no, no, (it/they)(’s/’re) gone!! someone took (it/them)!! someone took my (item[s]!!” “i will not rest until my (item[s]) (is/are) found. (it/they)(’s/’re) incredibly important to me, and i don’t know what i’d do if (it/they) (was/were) gone forever.” “i can’t just buy a new (item)! it’s not that easy... you just don’t get it.” “i think i know who stole from me. it had to have been (name)... it just had to have. (he/she/they)(’s/’re) not very... fond of me.” “my (ex/family member) must’ve taken it... for what, i don’t know, but i need to get it back from (him/her/them).” “hey! i know you took my (item[s])! give (it/them) back to me now!” “...how could you steal this? from me, of all people. you know how important it is to me.” “i don’t care what your bullshit reasoning for taking (it/them) is, you know (it/they) belong(s) to me. give. (it/them). back.” “maybe i did falsely accuse you, and i’m sorry, but if you happen to know where (it/they) (is/are), please let me know.” “you knew how important my (item[s]) (was/were) to me, and you still took (it/them) from me! how can i possibly trust you with anything else of mine?!”

“hey, how much money do you think this would make us if we pawned it off? *holds up (insert item here)*” “look, (he/she/they) left it out in the open, so obviously, (he/she/they) wanted someone--namely me--to take it.” “quick, hide this so that (he/she/they) (doesn’t/don’t) notice i took it from (him/her/them)!”

of  course  i  can  !!  but  would  you  like  sentence  or  symbol  prompts  ??

this was fun! although one sentence in the prompt can apply to the pool or any other body of water, but i hope you enjoy!