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WarningďźTranslated without permisssion, only for academic use.
AuthorďźGarnish that is too salty.(é č太隚)
Authorâs websiteďź
http://www.myfreshnet.com/BIG5/literature/plugin/indextext.asp?free=100240680
Summaryďź
The love story of Noone and Nothing is as vague as their names, thereâs nothing comes along, just simple feelings, feeling simple.
Because it is too simple, the only thing that they left for each other, is love.
Authorâs notesďź
Thereâs no hot sex, angst, very boring, very ordinary and with many spelling mistakes. This is a story that only written for myself to read. Therefore, the plot is boring and the progress is going really slowly.
The story is mostly about the life of One and the love story part is only mentioned incidentally. This is the last story that I would wrote, thanks for the ones that read this story.
To the friend that once lost and now living a peaceful life and also for an old friend that is never going to return.
Ch.1
âGood morning.â
The computer beeped to alert a new message. Seasky Chen looked up at his computer quickly by a glimpse, then lower his head to keep putting his belt on.
âGood morningďź"
Seasky searched over several shirts, then chose the dark color plaid flannel shirt.
âOh, my Dead Body Monster.â
Fuck the Dead Body Monster. Should I wear socksďźStarving. Gonna be late. Should walk on the Sin San Nan Street later. Mary must be drunk now. Seaskyâs mind was thinking multiple things all at once and in hurry. He looked out the window and saw the burning sun that can burn people to death, then throw the socks back to the drawer seconds later.
âI was dedicated to the National Revolution for forty years......â
WTF. Seasky closed the closet, rushed to the computer and typed a few words down quickly. âhqi nsp tjka uu an my imno sijhhl.â It only took a moment between finished typing the words and sending them out to make him realized that he forgot to change the language imput method to Chinese.
A moment, Seasky thought, is equal to one thought and also equal to 0.018 seconds......
âYou can download the Big Butt Chinese imput method, promise to solve the problem of changing the imput method.â The reply message was sent to the computer screen of Seasky only after two moments.
He grabbed his backpack, one hand making sure that his wallet, camera and phone are all inside, the other hand typing to reply. âIf I use the Big Butt, would I get many big butts, too?â
âYou have too many daydreams about this world, it is only an language imput method that is ordinary and great to use.â
âIs it better than the super Changjei language imput method that I am using right now?â He was late.You canât bullshit with him anymore. He condemned himself.
âActually, I donât know. In fact, the innocent me only use the Big Butt so I canât tell the comparison of two. However, you can go find a computer program that is called âExpand the Roadâ. I heard that if you download it now you would also receive a barrel of asphalt......â
âmgb buhu.â Seasky interrupted him, then clicked the red cross at the corner of website page, not caring about the normal log out process. He turned off the computer quickly, the rushed outdoor to get on his motorcycle, heading to the court.
âVulgar.âHe canât help cursing, the sound of his voice echoed in his helmet.
The one that is vulgar is not the guy that claimed himself innocent, it is him who followed that guy and became vulgar. However, that guy was really interesting. He canât help laughing, that guy was a high-entertaining psycho.
When he was parking outside the court, he saw three people sitting in front of the entrance of the court. Two guys with a woman, all three of them were wearing colorful clothes with lots of red and green. There were also very obvious gold, red, white and highlighted hair messing in the crowd of neat officers coming to work.
It was true that the gate of hell just opened at JulyďźAmitabhaďźSeasky thought, walking toward them.
âMorningďźItâs rare that you are late.â The woman with golden short hair waved at him difficultly.
âIt was because of a friend.......âHe looked down at the womanâs feet, âMary, you are wearing blue-white slippers.â
âIs there any law that forbid everyone to wear slippers at their wedding day?âMary Liang sat at the edge of staircase, shaking her feet while drinking her coffee. She waved her right hand that held a cigarette, golden hair shining under the sunshine, âI am drunk and has a severe headache, it is good enough for me to at least have come to my wedding. Donât you dare questioning what I wear. And donât call me Mary at public, my name is Natasha.â
âOk, morning, Hatawa.âHe dodged the cigarette that Mary threw at him, âDrunk is good. By being drunk, you can drink the coffee that is scorched.â
According to the common custom, Mary was his red confidante, but Mary didnât think so. âRed? I am not red nor confidante at all. We are soul matesďźYou understand, Little One? We are soured matesďź"
"Mary, even I am soured, I donât want you to be my mate.âSeasky replied with a expressionless face.
When this declaration was made, Mary Liang was still a university student in Zoo University, at her third year of college majoring Advertising. He was the boyfriend of Mary Liangâs girlfriendâs roommate. The time was kind enough to take away their past girlfriend and boyfriend, but cruelly left Mary Liang to be his soured mate.
âFuck the Ma, fuck the ry. My name is NatashaďźNatashaďź"Mary took out her pen and wrote her name downďźHatawa.
âHatawa?â
âFuck your Ha, this is Russian, RussianďźItâs so cool, right? Its pronunciation is Natasha.â
âGood, I am hungry, Mary.â
âFuck you, Little Oneďź"
When he saw how angry Mary was, Seasky canât help but feeling jealous of her. Mary didnât hide her feelings often. She laughs when she is happy, cries when she is sad and moody when she is unhappy. After she finished laughing or crying, her emotions are gone completely and can move on to live unrestrained again. It was like you stepped into a pool and the water only reached to your ankle, then after you stepped out, you would be all dry and clean again.
On the contrary, Seaskyâs emotions are like the glacier on the Himalayas. It seems like not moving at all, but in fact, the impact is disastrous.
Seasky turned his head to the red-hair groom that crouched beside Mary, the groom was wearing an orange beach shorts.âYou two actually match each other pretty well.â
âOf course, Fifth Brother and me are not the pair in the heaven but the one downstairs that you can buy three pairs.âMary gulped her scorched coffee and put her hand around Fifth Brotherâs shoulder.
âWhat three pairs are you talking about?"
"The slippers that the Family Mart sells.âMary lift up her right foot and said,âWith discounts.â
â......Fifth Brother, you sure you wanna to marry her?âSeasky turned his head and asked.
âIf the court allows me to marry Min, why would I marry her?"Fifth Brother lay on the man that sat next to him lazily, replying slowly,âThe law was injustice to me, so Iâd be injustice to law. Why not take the marriage vacation that you can have?â
âThatâs right. Natasha and Fifth Brother are going to get married, and Fifth Brother and me are going to the honey moon.âMin did a victory gesture,âAnd for you, you are going to take care of my cat, ya--â
âGo to hell......â
âCome on, you gaysďźLetâs go marry, donât be procrastinated.âMary sucked in the last of the smoke and stood up with the headache,âHurry upďźI need to buy my girlfriend breakfast laterďź"
The four people walked up to the second floor mighty. They found the room of notarization already crowded with two couples and their family and friends. Everyone was wearing fine clothing and cheering, laughing with each other.
The walked to the opposite side of this group of people in silent agreement, like fleeing from some heterosexual disease. Being as far away from these people as possible, Fifth Brother and Mary was waiting at the front for the notary to arrive, and Seasky was taking seats with Min at the very back roll.
"This is the first time that I witness a wedding,âMin said to Seasky quietly,âItâs so weird to see your husband marry a woman.â
âWell, I donât seriously consider Mary as a woman, she is more like a man than Fifth Brother.âAs soon as Seasky finished his words, he received the death glare from Fifth Brother and the curious looks from the two couples and their family and friends. The path in the middle of the room is like a river that cut the room into half, one side was the heterosexuals that enjoyed the right of marriage, the other side was the homosexuals that used the advantage of marriage.
âI paid the same tax, itâs so unfair.âMin looked at the other side of the river, mumbling.
âThere are so many unfair things in the world,âSeasky said calmly, he was already not asking the world for fairness anymore, âThe most unfair thing is that you two are going to Italy for honey moon, but I have to stay here to take care of your cat.â
âLittle One, bro, itâs unfair to say something like that,âMin nudged Seasky,âIf you didnât brought the cat back, Fifth Brother and me wouldnât have to be its fathers......â
âDonât you give it a name?Donât just call it cat.â
âI am fear that if I give it a bad name, its mother would get angry.âMin chuckled,âBut you are not often at home, you think your boyfriend can take care of it?â
âThat guy?We broke up last week.â
âWhat happened?Isnât you two are almost together for three monthes?â
âNothing really happened. We had a little argument, then he threaten to break up with me, so I did.âSeasky shrugged, didnât really care about it.
âHe didnât mean it......â
âI know, but I gave him three chances. I already told him, words have weight, if you donât mean it, donât say it. If you say it, donât blame others to take it seriously.âHe was not hard to be with, but everything needs to have a limit. Love cannot be used to threaten or something just saying. He drew his limit, gave that guy chances, and then turned out like this.
âAnd then?You two just broke up like that?â
âYeah,âThat day, his ex just packed up and left,âWish you good luck.âhe said.
âWish you good luck?You dumped me and you are bothered to say goodbye?âHis ex was holding his luggage, saying in sarcasm.
âI didnât dump you, you are the one that said to break up.âSeasky said rationally, even with a little smile,âIf you think I dumped you, that your problem, then.âHe closed the door quickly, not hesitated at all. He was not interesting in comforting the other or playing some drama.
âThat is One the Round Mountain that I know,âMin shook his head while smiling,âKilling anything that is annoying in front of him.â
âYou are talking like I am the badass around the temple.âSeasky rolled his eyes.
âHa ha, the notary comes, my husband is getting married.â
The process of notarization was quicker than anyone had expected. The notary just simply stand there and said,âThe groom Yun-Chi Wu, the bride Mary Liang.......âThen he just stamped the papers, within ten minutes, they heard the notary said,âNow, the groom may kiss the bride.â
âWhatďź?"Fifth Brother was not expected about this, he turned to Mary in shock.
âOh, my husbandďźLet have a kissďź"Mary press her lips hard on Fifth Brotherâs and made a loud sound.
âFUCKďźDonât you dare touching my guyďź"Min was furious.
And Seasky was almost laughing out loud, because love, marriage and happiness are not equal to each other. The world has not thing called fair. That why he had found and recognized love among thousands of people, but can only helplessly let it slipped away from his hands. Thereâs always certain things, that he can never ask for.
TBC
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Summary : It was hard to fix a broken heart, so they set on to find a substitute. Shota!Aokise surrealfic
Author : antichthon
Authorâs Note : This fanfic is weird in my head, but I really need to type it out or else it will haunt me forever sobs
Warning : Things arenât supposed to...

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My memories start with black.
Black hallway, black shadow and......
The black eagle.
The awesome me will walk in front of that kid, and be his God foreverďź
I want to be like him.
Give you water, give you food, give you the world.
This is about the sacrifice of God.
When the WW1 ended, Gemany was defeated.
Then, Germany planted the seeds of WW2.
When the WW2 began, Germany was undefeated.
1945, the WW2 ended.
One of the indemnitiesââwas the cession of Prussia.
This is......Prussia.
This is Germany, Germanyďź
You would always be my God.
From looking at the smoky sky, to looking down the earth.
ââI am still here.