i wanna be like professor layton because the dude just gets to fuck right off whenever he pleases. like he gets back from some lengthy adventure where like 3 people almost get killed and the dean is like βprofessor layton please do your job youβre supposed to be teaching a class this semesterβ and layton is just like βgoodness me! this letter is a cipher!β and just drives off in his shitty car














