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No but for real the ultimate dichotomy of man is Shane Hollander saying "Please cum on me please cum on my face" and then getting what he wants and saying "Ohhh my God" and then sitting back and sighing with relief and then with his eyes still closed saying "Get this off me right now."

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

ngl i kinda resent the fandoms reaction to shane’s “is it upsetting” question bc i ask that 😭 like idk your relationship w your family! idk how you feel! i’m asking! my therapist just told me she went to a giant family reunion and i literally said “oh that’s so nice! i think. you like them right? if not, i’m sorry” like god forbid an autistic dude need clarification

I was at a comic con panel this weekend for Zachary Quinto (yes I'm still shaky and starstruck from meeting him, no I may never recover), and everything else about the weekend and the panel itself aside, there was a brief moment when he talked about how close he and Chris Pine still are and I'm pretty sure that healed something inside my soul that I didn't even realize needed healing.

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

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