The 20 best, worst and most frequent thoughts I've had before, during and after hooking up
Oh god, I think we're gonna have sex!
YES, we are totally about to do it!
No, no, no, not him! (Alternatively: No, no, not him again!!!)
I hope he takes my underwear off fast enough so he doesn't see how lame they are.
GET IN HERE NOW.
How long am I gonna pretend to like it this time? Fuck my life.
I'm gonna keep my dress on and he better not mess it up.
I wonder what he's gonna say when he sees my boobs.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA HOOK UP WITH HIM.
God, I really hope no one sees us.
God, I really hope someone sees us.
Am I gonna regret this?
I'm gonna regret this but I'm gonna do it anyway because #YOLO.
So not looking forward to lunch tomorrow. I'm gonna see him and it's gonna be awkwarrdddd.
Oh fuck, I'm making rounds, aren't I?
I guess he's cute enough. Whatever, he'll do.
NOBODY is going to find out about this. (Everyone is going to find out about this.)
I'm tired. Time to pretend that this shit is sooooooo gooooooood so I can get the hell out of here.
Dammit, we should have just made out and cuddled and talked and shit. Now we just ruined it.
Fuck, I need a real boyfriend.
