JUST TURN IT AROUND

This is totally unacceptable! We need to do something because come on.. it was your birthday. Happy belated birthday…and now I will officially mark this on my calendar so I can remind you next year.

Gotta say that it’s definitely different from what I’m used to and never thought that I’d be traveling all the way to New York for something ever. But here I am. You just gotta know my name’s Asher Hummel. Or Ash. Whatever you wanna call me is cool. 

Since there’s some new faces out there that I don’t know yet, I’ll give the extended version of the intro instead of just my name. I’m addicted to pizza (though it looks like someone’s taken up my mantle while I’ve been gone – but we’re gucci), used to be a learning domme but now I guess I’m just dominant as fuck, have more shoes than common sense, and I’m a model. You might have seen me in editorials or spreads, or at last year’s fashion week in NYC. There’s also a rumour about a sex tape but, we don’t talk ‘bout that.  If you haven’t – well, that’s just unfortunate. For you, because looking at me is a real treat.

Ah -- Welcome back, Miss! Have you found a place for all of your shoes yet?

That’s certainly what I‘m trying to do. It’s hard to mesh well with a group of kids who’re so used to being competitive in order to get what they want, but I think that, with time, we’ll find a way to become friends with one another.

I think he’s had a brief change of heart, if only  because he’s afraid of turning into a ‘mole person’, but I think you’re right. It’s just a lot to handle at first, that’s all.

I hope so. Competition is hard to get over -- especially since it doesn’t stop out in the real world, either. I think the best thing you ca do is help each other out, but some people just don’t want to share their secrets, y’know?

Have you created many movies so far? It would be interesting to see your work sometime if you don’t mind.

I will do that. We could decide on somewhere to go.

I mean, I’m no Spielberg, but I have a few films under my belt, definitely. I’d be happy to show you! I have a few old ones and some I made a Dalton. I have a few more back at home -- and there are a few floating around online somewhere. They’re mostly like, Indie films, I guess? I haven’t quite hit the big leagues yet, but that’s the main goal.

That’s what the hip kids are saying these days right? Okay all joking aside I’m gonna have to ask that my siblings say hello and stat. Because a family reunion is in order here. Also hello to those who I don’t know. I’m Maria. It’s super awesome to be here and settled in. 

Welcome to New York, Miss. I trust you’ve found your siblings and have settled in for the most part?

Shh… I honestly think it’s because he’s scouting the web and watching those home decor shows… Miss Thorne? I feel like I know who she is but my memory severely fuzzy. But if it states so, then boo….

This will be our missing before it gets too windy and cold out. It’ll much up for Dalton not busing to like Cedar Point or something over the summer. I will be sure to scout you out then. The no curfews thing makes it easier to hang out with other subs. I was almost tempted a few times to hold a slumber party just to have an excuse but I don’t think i’m allowed to mind that many subs without being advanced.

Well Miss Thorne and Mr. Sinclaire -- him more so than her -- own the apartments we kinda live in, so. It would probably be best to ask before making any modifications. Who knows, you may get the A-OK if you can get it back to normal by the time we leave.