Hanging out with ghosts

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.