wao

me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that

sasuke could

The most baffling Asexual Moment™ I’ve experienced is learning that overly-sexual commercials (like when they advertise a soda next to a girl in a bikini) actually DO turn people on and aren’t just a pointless, weird trope

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant

When it crossed it’s arms I screamed bruh

Gurl I screamed at the damn close up 😂😂

When you don’t understand her but you’re already thinking about how many dogs you’ll have when you’re married

“I can’t believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike.”

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER

being ugly in high school doesnt last forever but the trauma of being ugly in high school SURE DOES ! 

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass