One thing Iβve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.
For example, Iβve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.
Once walked out of a dudeβs house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, justβ¦ while stealing his pants. He did not notice.Β
I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key
my dadβs mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didnβt get questioned
Humans are like bees: if they sense youβre an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.
Bee confident
This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you wonβt be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportationβ¦ do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and youβll blend right in.
Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM isΒ the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it
