soijapoika lifestyle

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

the fact that people prefer to read and write in english rather than their native language should actually be seen as a crisis im not joking this is not a good thing

Fakt, że ludzie wolą czytać i pisać po angielsku, zamiast w swoim języku ojczystym powinien być postrzegany jako kryzys, nie żartuję, to nie jest dobra sprawa

die feit dat mense dit verkies om in engels te lees en skryf, eerder as hul moedertaal, behoort eintlik as 'n krisis beskou te word, ek maak nie 'n grap nie hierdie is nie 'n goeie ding nie

dylai'r ffaith bod well gan bobl ddarllen ac ysgrifennu yn saesneg yn hytrach na'u mamiaith gael ei weld fel argyfwng dwi ddim yn jocian dydy hyn ddim yn beth da

se tosiasia että ihmiset lukee ja kirjottaa mieluummin englanniks kuin omalla äidinkielellään pitäis oikeesti nähdä kriisinä mä en vitsaile tää ei oo hyvä asia

yliopisto jKr (jälkeen Koronan): pakolliset kurssit x ja y on suoritettava lähiopintoina (sis. 3 x neljän hengen keskustelutuokiota aulassa ja yksi 2 min luentosaliesitelmä 60 ihmiselle, joita et ole nähnyt etkä tule toiste näkemään). loput opintopisteistä käydään verkkokurssina toisen yliopiston ja Perä-Letkun ammattilukion järjestämissä livestreameissa, joihin sinulla ei ole tarvittavaa PeLe-ohjelmistosalasanaa. saat sen löytötavaratoimistosta (purkutuomion saanut ainejärjestötalo, tämän viikon tiistaihin klo 10:15 mennessä.) luentosalien sisustus on “muunneltavuuden” nimissä konvertoitu yksipyöräisiksi satulatuoleiksi, joista osassa on mukiteline. arkistossa ei ole vakituista työntekijää eikä vierailuaikoja. kirjaston työntekijät on korvattu tiedonhakuportaalilla, joka korvataan tekoälyllä, jonka hallitus aikoo työn valmistuttua leikata pois. olet oppiaineesi viimeinen vuosikurssi ikinä ja viimeinen lehtori eläköityi juuri, joten et enää tule saamaan ohjausta opinnäytetöihin.

The idea that poor people can go vegan because plant-based options are cheaper (which is true), does not take into account those who are so much in poverty that they have to rely on soup kitchens and pantries. I get food delivered to my home once a week from a food pantry, there aren't many vegan options but the options that do exist could not sustain me for a week. This isn't a knock on veganism btw. I think people who can contribute less to factory farming should! But I think we also need to consider that poverty puts people at others whims. Yea I've been a poor vegetarian, and it is possible, I'm sure there are poor vegans who live on pantries too. Eating plant based is hard when most of the donations to food banks aren't plant based. Ya know what the pantry usually gives me? Mac and cheese! Eggs! And things I refuse to eat like chicken noodle soup.

Gets so mad my pronouns change

Finns when they switch from "se" to "hän" to show their disdain towards this person they're talking about

The self-deprecating, worst-case, doomerist mindset can also be the comfy lie. You can convince yourself that you’re just being rational by believing the worst interpretation of events and rejecting any optimism as naive cope, but in fact believing only the worst case can also be cope. If everything is hopeless and you’re irredeemably cooked and there’s nothing that can be done to improve anything, then you don’t have to do anything to improve anything. However that is not in fact the inherently “rational” way to think, as tempting as that mindset can be to fall into when you’re logic-oriented and very depressed. Reality is not black and white. That means that while there are harsh truths to life there are also beautiful and inspiring truths as well. If you want to experience them you have to be open to them.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you