Katurday

Nicole: “Annnd…whew. This tree looks epic.”

Waverly: “Aw it looks so pretty and perfect! The gay rainbow light display is the best part.”

Wynonna: *Grumbles* “Yeah and it only took like, 5 hours.”

Waverly: “Hey grouchface! It was totally worth it!”

Wynonna: *Suddenly smirking* “Well, Haught, do you know what it’s like to watch the world burn down before your eyes?”

Nicole: “Uh no and I don’t intend on finding out.”

Wynonna: “You’re about to.” *Gets something out of pocket*

Waverly: “Wynonna…what’s that?”

Nicole: “WAIT NO NO NO STOP HER THATS A LASER POINTER”

Wynonna: *Shines laser dot onto tree and waves it around*

Waverly: “What…Are you trying to set the tree on fire with that?”

Nicole: *Runnig over* “NO WAVERLY STOP HER RIGHT NOW TACKLE HER IF YOU HAVE TO!”

Waverly: “But why-”

Nicole: *Tackling Wynonna* “CALAMITY-”

Calamity Jane: *Leaps onto Christmas tree and knocks the whole thing over*

Nicole: “…Dammit.”

Calamity Jane: *Meows innocently*

Nicole: I have a hobby.

Wynonna: Fucking my baby sister doesn’t count as a hobby!

me: i’ve read that one

me: and that one, too

me: and that one

me: oh, wait, haven’t read that one!

me: *halfway through it*