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@kattau
i felt so betrayed that all throughout organic chem, no one told me this paper existed
i am so betrayed. all those hours of using lined paper. i could have used these wonderful pages
let’s be real, you’d draw 2 things and say fuck it and continue to draw circles and not hexes -w-
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I’m a city boy. So when the squirrel got into the chimney, I didn’t know what to do. After a few minutes, I decided to drive back to the university. I came back with a bottle of chloroform and then I soaked a rag with it. And then I chloroformed the squirrel.
Organic Chemistry professor (via scienceprofessorquotes)
“There are many ways to die in this lab, but the quickest is to not clean up after yourself. Because I will kill you.”
- Instrumentation professor
So fucking true
shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say
- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE
- *loud pop* Â Â student, in very calm voice: well that was painful
- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now
- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way
- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.
- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three
- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?
- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”
- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead
- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade?  *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it*  well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.
- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year  student: sir, this is a four-year program  professor: oh, then never
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I’ve had this in my camera roll since my freshman year and I relate to it more and more every day
No proper caption in mind right now, please try later
i came back for the chem memes
@nohelpwhatsoever Guesss who’s back bitch xDÂ
christ
thats my middle name
@nohelpwhatsoever Guesss who’s back bitch xDÂ
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Maybe it’s brave to quit your job to go paint in Peru for a year, but it’s also brave to work two jobs to help pay for your mom’s medical bills. It’s smart to stay at the law firm until your loans are paid off. It’s OK to only tolerate your job but love your hobbies, because as soon as passions are turned into careers, you risk turning love into work. So you don’t love your job — who gives a shit? Are you happy with yourself? Are you happy with the way you treat people? Are you happy with your life?
Sometimes It’s Okay to Not Follow Your Dreams (via osh-94)
CAN WE JUST
I CAN’T
AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIDE AND KANEKI HIDE IS SO POSITIVE IN FRONT OF KANEKI
AND WORRIED WHEN HE IS ALONE CAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO BURDEN KANEKI
HE ALSO TRIES DRINKING BLACK COFFEE CAUSE OF KANEKI
HIDE FUCKING KNOWS, HIDE FUCKING KNEW ALL ALONG BUT HIDE IS LIKE “SO WAT HE IS MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND” LIKE
EVERYONE NEEDS A HIDE IN THEIR LIFE (LUCKILY i have my own Hide life mate) HIDE IS UNDERRATED AND SO IS THEIR FRIENDSHIP LIKE I CANNOT anD NOW THIS
no NO FUCKING NO I REFUUUUUUSE
IF YOU HATE HIDE, GTFO OF MY LIFE NOW
Every episode of Tokyo Ghoul Root A is either this:
mmmm watcha say
Or this:Â
There’s no in-betweenÂ
just to make things clear: ayato doesn’t hate his father, he hates the fact that he couldn’t stay with him and touka and protect them
"otousan…"
and then the sound of my heart breaking
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you are my sunshine Hide
oh god
COLLEGE
GROWING UP
KILLING SPIDERS
FINALS
PHONE CALLS
ADULT LIFE IN GENERAL
