Addicted to androids

Setting Sons of Carmelard

Forward:

Data, Lore and B4 were conceived by a sorcerer living in seclusion with his wife in a remote but peaceful settlement within the kingdom of Carmelard. The brothers are raised in modest surroundings even though their father Noonien is rich. A terrible catastrophe tears the family apart and in the aftermath each son forges their own fate.

Now a lone hermit, Noonien observes the progress of his charges' lives through his own telekinetic abilities...

LISTEN. I put this movie on thinking it would be a fun, cozy Friday‑night watch but NOPE. Instead Brent Spiner’s FACE showed up like a divine omen, knocked the wind out of me, and immediately demanded tax.

And those EYES. THOSE. EYES. swoon I swear to the GODS they have their own gravitational field. I had to pause and relearn how to breathe because what do you even DO when someone looks like that on screen.

And don’t even get me started on his stupidly beautiful, softly‑lit, cowboy‑hat‑framed FACE — the one that looks like it was carved by Grecian deities specifically to destroy the female population using nothing but a weaponized profile and a Cupid’s dart. WHEW. Had me pacing my apartment like a Victorian aunt who just witnessed a scandal, fan and ALL.

Meanwhile the academic part of my brain is filing a formal complaint because there is no universe in which I was prepared for 1986 Brent Spiner to be this beautiful. Frankly, rude. sobs I curse the timing of my birth being AFTER this era of Brent. “Father, I love him.”

Tumblr, I am asking — with respect, with reverence, with mild hysteria — HOW were you all just sleeping on THIS.

Those eyes should come with a warning label.

*FLAIIIIILLLL*

**Minor meltdown**

- the romulans

- the borg

- something's wrong with everyone and it's Data's problem

- something's wrong with Data and it's everyone's problem