Professional Idiot

I LOVE my green child.

You know when in an american Netflix movie or in a TV show the character is from a foreign country they always have like a brutal accent. Now I always found that extreamly weird cause a lot of countries don't even have like significant accent to them.

Today, I recorded myself speak English, and I stream on twich and how does nobody ever pointed it out to me that i sound like a russian and a polish accent had a baby and morphed into confusion.

If we don't look at the fact that I am very dyslexic than I am good at english. I tutored my whole class in high school, and my accent was defenetly a 100% less prominant then theres.

This is actually very accurate, like this is what I look like.

I know I am posting a little much but look at them. How cute are they