Character most likely to make a whistle out of their own bone
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Wei Wuxian
Luo Binghe
Other - let me know in the comments!
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Character most likely to make a whistle out of their own bone
Qiu Congxue
Mo Ran
Wen Kexing
Wei Wuxian
Luo Binghe
Other - let me know in the comments!

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Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
Also, if youāre even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when youāre old you have to start when youāre younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and itās never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.
This is good information to know.
I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.
reverse transmigration AU where Bing-ge ends up trying to find the god that made his life like this and ends up crashing with Airplane angrily making him write better "alternative routes" for himself, but they're terrible because it's all Luo Binghe self-insert fiction when he has zero self-awareness and Airplane doesn't want to die but he's also dying because ARTISTIC INTEGRITY (or at least, you know he's not even getting PAID for breaking it this time) -- and Peerless Cucumber is getting basically edged with NEW LUO BINGHE stories that start out interesting and then devolve into nonsense and somehow starts being meaner than normal in comments--however that doesn't get noticed immediately by either of them because he's always mean and a lot of the comments are ANNOYED because there's no papapa and adventuring in the ways they expect (and Airplane would like to say that it's HARD TO WRITE a smut scene while the POV character is angrily looking at you with murder eyes--except no wait, maybe he is into that actually and so at least one of them is good).
luo binghe eventually makes an account to argue with everyone in the comments, but cannot defeat peerless cucumber who is seriously concerned that airplane might have had a mental break with these new stories and starts paying for private DMs to harass and check on him, while at the same time arguing with Bing-ge's handle (which is like SupremeEmperorACTuALLYYES because all the other emperor variants were taken), because clearly whoever is writing Bing-ge's forum posts completely misunderstands the character and is focusing on the wrong things
so airplane is having multiple existential crises (because some of these ideas are not terrible, please let him write them out, bro-son!) and bing-ge is angry because every time he goes back to his dimension none of the changes airplane made are sticking (or they are but it all goes wrong and then that means peerless cucumber is RIGHT and that cannot stand) and shen yuan is wondering how insane he'd have to be to hire a private detective merely to find airplane and make sure he wasn't actively dying
Something I do find lovely about the first 4 Murderbot Diaries books (canāt yet speak on all of them) is:
Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as āclientsā (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.
Given its general lack of self awareness and unreliable narrator status, thereās no way in hell Murderbot is aware itās doing this.
Murderbot: I just want to be left alone to watch my shows. I care nothing for these humans. I hate having clients.
Also Murderbot: *noticing unaccompanied humans that have nothing to do with it at all* Oh look, clients.
a rogue SecUnit will see a group of scientists and be like āis anyone going to protect them?ā and not wait for an answer

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Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"
One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk
I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.Ā
This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time Iāve ever seen itās origin story. I love it. Every time.
Joy and whimsy detected! This bread-licking cow is joyful and whimsical!
More people should listen to Myles Smith.
He is new to me, I stumbled on a song of his by accident (I don't listen to much new music at ALL so I have no idea how I ended up on his song). But so much of his music is joyful and full of love!
Please at least listen to Stargazing.
My other favorites is the time loop song ("Hello nice to meet you") which has a great music video to go with it!
And Wait for You is so so so sweet and good!
And Whisper! "I'll still love you if you leave, Darling take a piece of me, oh these memories of you keep me alive"
Anyway I love his music, and if you are looking for some new music that's hopeful and happy and upbeat, give these songs a chance!
annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl š¤¦āāļø
like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards
put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

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Oh my God! š You dropped this queen š
To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.
sheās so beautiful i had to include a few more photos
Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !
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Iāve reblogged her before, but really, you canāt have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.Ā
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnāt work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itāll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donāt you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre montƩ
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youāre butter splits, iām sorry. you didnāt agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itās reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montĆ© first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youāll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
five notes?? this is why i donāt tell you all anything
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lan xichen is so fucking valid. it's been said before and better but he's not doing anything lan wangji isn't doing. they're both saying He Would Not Do That about their boyfriends, it's just that in lan xichen's case it turns out he actually would do that. not lan xichen's fault. he got unlucky. he made a choice just like lan wangji to trust and stand by his man and i guess you could make an argument that he was willfully ignorant but really what it comes down to is he knew jin guangyao was despised and undermined at every turn and he decided that he would presume innocence until proven guilty. just because jin guangyao did indeed get proven guilty doesn't mean it was wrong to presume him innocent in the interim.

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'm working towards making series 3 of my Medieval Illuminated Manuscript stickers happen, and I wanted to know if any of you had suggestions?
What favorite weird marginalia freak or zoologically dubious bestiary creature would you want to include? Leave a comment!
Based on your suggestions on bsky & tumblr and my various artistic whims here are sketches of six of the stickers.
Left to right: a beautiful noble lady, a snail dragon (you recognize him), a goose, a hedgehog gathering fruit, a highly questionable elephant, and a fish with legs.
I need two more! Should I go with some bestiary classics I haven't gotten to yet, like griffins and lions? Or more fish that stretch the definition of "fish"? Or more random hybrid freaks found running around the margins of better manuscripts? Check out some options in the image below and in the non-legally-binding poll:
What medieval beaft do you want to see as a sticker?
Griffin
Hyena
Lion
More weird ""fish""
Sea hare
Narwhal
Lobster Knight
Flying Boar
Donkey Jester
None of these beafts will do I'm commenting something else
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The choice is obvious :>
Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but itās Toxic by Britney Spears
Iām gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence canāt fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger likeĀ āToxicā orĀ āMama Miaā orĀ āI Need a Heroā youāre not Doing It Right.
At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.
I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat
deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like āthatās not a dueling styleā and luke is like āyea am not doing much dueling tbhā