Basically, I Shouldve Been Born In England

@skelliesontoast I thought you’d like skoast

I am a skoast

This is cool

look at these small lions having a good time

FINDING THIS RANDOM POST ON MY DASHBOARD GAVE ME THE BEST ANSWER TO SHIT I’VE BEEN GOOGLING ABOUT FOR MONTHS!!!

HOLY

i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart 

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

my constant internal dialogue.

I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.

holy shit