Perfectly Platonic Starters
āYou look like you could use a coffee.ā
āIs that something you want to talk about?ā
āCome on, sit down. Itās break time.ā
āI needed that, thanksā¦ā
āHereās a blanket. You looked cold.ā
āThank god youāre back, I need to rant.ā
āIs my sweater ever going to be returned?ā
āBad day? Emergency plans are in order.ā
āAlright your ride has arrived, where to next?ā
āIām brushing your hair, itās a mess.ā
āYou happened to go get lunch and ābought too muchā huh?ā
āYour hugs are the best.ā
āHey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. Weāre gonna be late, get up.ā
āIām late, yes. You should be used to that by now.ā
āHow long as it been that weāve known each other? Feels like ages.ā
āThere was something on your face, I had to get it off.ā
āYouāre sure people think weāre dating?ā
āI think itās hilarious people assume theyāre dating just because theyāre nice to each other.ā
āI need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?ā
āTea and coffee? What happened?ā
āHere you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!ā
āIām going for a walk, you want anything?ā
ā⦠sorry I took a nap on you.ā
āI suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.ā
āWe could pretend weāre dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.ā