Onward, Buttercup, there's fuckery to spread.

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

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How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE