Kams Soap Box

-Actor: “have you even looked at the script?” Other Actor: “I’ll look at it later” Actor:“were four weeks into rehearsal”

-Whoever measures for costumes need to learn how to Do their JOB

-costumes never fit

-fat kids Dont Get Costumes

-“make sure to dress up on opening night!”

-learn your l i n e s

-“we’re missing seven people” “Theres nine people in the cast”

-“hey does the spotlight work yet?” “It hasnt worked for three years”

-Learn your goddamn lines

-“WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WALLS???” “He painted over them. He didnt like them” “THE SHOWS IN FIVE DAYS, WE DONT HAVE TIME TO CARE ABOUT WHAT HE LIKES AND DOESNT LIKE”

-Wheres the set? N o i d e a

-“just pull from the budget”

-hahahahhahahahahah

-what budget?

-hell week earns its name

-h e ll

-“hey learn act two lines by next week” “Um, i don’t even have scene one lines learnt”

-“im going to cancel the fucking show”

-“WHERES THE ENERGY”

-“okay, no, go back and do it again, theres no way you could’ve recovered from that”

Giselle