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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Jules of Nature
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Cosmic Funnies
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@kami-in-space
So no one was gonna tell me the Fremen in the books speak Romanes? What the hell?
I would love to know if there's been some research into it. How did Frank Herbert get to know Romani? Did he have a connection to the people? Very, very intriguing
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girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk
remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all
jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out
thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.
some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
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if solas made a painting tutorial, it would be:
"draw an oval. then draw the rest of the owl 🥚👍"
an actually decent and helpful tutorial
bald/nuanced/see results
nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
no mi circo no mis feratus
“What is the old Dalish curse? May the Dread Wolf take you?”
Legends tell of a Dalish elf that met the Dread Wolf while traversing the Frostback Mountains. He stalked her and sought to take her life, but when he approached, it was she who took his heart.
Number 3 in my series of Trespasser style murals exploring the mythification of Lavellan following the events of DAI.
always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed
"Readers have SHORT attention spans! The average reader takes just TWO sentences to decide whether to put a book down! You have to HOOK them in the FIRST sentence! GRAB them by throat and don't let them BREATHE—"
... have... have we considered that perhaps the average reader just, like, knows what they like in a book? I mean... first sentences are famous for establishing things like *checks notes*... genre, tone, POV, pacing, character, voice, uhhh... writing style...
The average reader is putting your book down because they discovered it's in first person (or not in first person). The average reader put your book down because they wanted a cozy read, or they're sick of cozy reads, or romance, or grimdark, or assassin princesses, or vampires, or or or. The average reader put your book down because they just didn't like your writing style—no, not because it was boring... they just, get this, didn't like it.
The average critical reader put your book down because it had six grammatical mistakes in the first two sentences.
The average reader will read quite a ways if the premise intrigues them, they like the genre, the writing style doesn't get on their nerves, and the characters pop off the page. In fact, they'll probably read the whole book, so long as it delivers on its plot promises and doesn't drag in the middle section.
The average reader will, however, stop reading after just two sentences if it's clear by the second sentence that the only thing they'll like about this book is the opening line.
Idk, I just think like, painting a demographic of people who, you know, pick up full length books to read for fun, as having short attention spans doesn't make too much sense. At least not as much sense as the alternative: words tell people things; namely, the contents of this book.
In general, though, I think we jump to blame short attention spans too often when there is a far more logical explanation. "It takes 0.06 seconds for viewers to scroll past a post." Yes, that is typically how long it takes me to discern whether this post is about something I'm interested in. There's a trillion posts out there, probably a billion books, of course we've gotten fast at sorting through content. That's not an attention span issue. That's just efficiency.
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I need $600+ for stupid toys
I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
I will carry you.
the op linked the study in the replies & i’ve been skimming it & it’s actually rlly rlly interesting to think abt
https://e1.nmcdn.io/assets/pushkin/wp-content/uploads/imported-files/Wait-theres-torture-in-Zootopia_-Examining-the-prevalence-of-torture-in-popular-movies.pdf
like this sentence from the introduction alone is fucking crazy. “approximately half of adults in the united states think that torture can be acceptable in counterterrorism.” what!
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my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often
hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears
tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."
a link cannot hack you but okay
yes it can. clicking some links can start the automatic download and install of files and software, and scammers can use this to install malware on your machine. some of them don't get flagged by your browser's Downloads section either, so you won't realise something got installed unless you run an anti malware check, and in the meantime the malware can be recording your keystrokes, taking screenshots, and even accessing your webcam and mic.
don't click on unknown links. they can absolutely hack you
Hover over it on computers, or press and hold on mobile to see the URL (I already do this on mobile anyway, because it's how you tell it to open in a new tab)
Loving all the links in the reblogs that lead to YouTube (if you're not expecting YouTube, it's probably a Rick Roll)
(honestly, avoiding constant rickrolls is probably how I learned and ingrained this kind of cautious good habit growing up 🤔)
