The Nothing

So no one was gonna tell me the Fremen in the books speak Romanes? What the hell?

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*