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Happy Valentines Day, love wins. This is actually what happened during the wedding in the first version of ACOMAF before it was rewritten, SJM told me herself.

To finish this year's @tamlinweek the High Lord of Spring cordially invites you to celebrate the Calanmai at his Court! Enjoy the festivities and spend the night with some of Prythian's most famous faces~

Get to know and flirt with them as you discover the many hidden surprises that await you in CalanMine - a free and fully playable ACOTAR Dating Simulator Game.

All you need is a PC or Mac (sorry, it is not available for mobile).

DOWNLOAD CALANMINE HERE!

Credits

Sprite & CG art & Programing: @copypastus

BG art: @thrumugnyr

Writing: @highlordofkrypton

Additional Support: @zenkindoflove, Yassy Joestar, @praetorqueenreyna

Music & Sound Effects: freesound and pixabay (full list available in the in-game credits)

This is a non-profit fan game made out of pure love for the source material. No money was involved in any part of its creation. The original characters and plot are the property of Sarah J. Maas and Bloomsbury.

Day 6 of @tamlinweek - Spy / Warband

"Prototect your borders Tamlin!" "No, not from us, Tamlin!"

Tam when the Night Court presents him with another 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'.

Here’s a sketch of how I picture him in the books. I know he usually has long hair but I was wondering how he would look this way. Hope you’ll like it though 😇

Day 1 of @tamlinweek - Poetry

Getting to know you a second time

Chaol is chilling around and watching as Doriass and Sardines are walking around in the courtyard. He thinks about how he should be there with them to make sure Doriass is safe from her evil assassin-y hands, but Sardines is just so gosh darn cute and beautiful that he just doesn’t believe that she could ever commit such a crime! 

I’d call Chaol a dumbass for this, and he is, but this is Smaas and Sardines we’re talking about. Of course Sardines would never kill Doriass. Chaol is right, even though he shouldn’t be.

She was deceitful, cunning, vicious.

Smaas: If I make another character think this, it means it’s true, right? I won’t have to do actual characterization and show us these traits she supposedly has, right?

No, Smaas, that’s not how that works.

The chapter opens with Kaltain hastily preparing to meet the Duke. We find out she’s been smoking opium to help combat the headaches, and I think we’re supposed to dislike her for using drugs to relieve pain, except it’s something that people did before legally and do now too, so I’m not entirely sure what Smaas was thinking here. 

Kaltain is having some hallucinations when she speaks with the Duke and it’s honestly not that badly written. 

Smaas can write, sometimes. She just can’t create good, nuanced characters when she has such clear favorites and twists the narrative around them. 

I’m sick of ya fantasy authors (that itself is a full opinion) making all their mcs assassins or smth. killing someone, especially at the amount that they do, affects a person. And half of them do it lackadaisically??

LYANNA STARK APPRECIATION WEEK: Day 5 → Lyanna and Arya

Ah, Arya. You have a wildness in you, child. ‘The wolf blood,’ my father used to call it. Lyanna had a touch of it. “Lyanna might have carried a sword, if my lord father had allowed it. You remind me of her sometimes. You even look like her. ”

The Evermore Grimoire: Greek Mythology

Khione (Χιονη meaning ‘snow’) was minor goddess or snow nymph in Greek mythology, who was loved by Poseidon (god of the sea) resulting in a son named Eumolpus. There are also varying myths surrounding Khione, including one that portrayed her as a woman, so vain on account of her beauty, that she claimed she could rival Artemis (goddess of the hunt). Furious at the accusation Artemis struck her with an arrow, instantly killing her. She was also said to have had a relationship with Artemis’s twin Apollo (god of prophecy) and Hermes (god of trade). In one story Apollo waited for nightfall and then approached her in the guise of an old woman. Hermes then put her to sleep and raped her. She then became pregnant with twins, one named Autolykus the son of Hermes, and the other Philammon, the son of Apollo.  

Oh fuck Anon that’s like. How do I answer this.

Oh wait I know.

Disclaimer: most of the ones in the middle are solidly in the middle, ie I do not care. I have probably missed some dudes, because there are a lot of dudes. There may be some surprises in the rankings, but please remember that I hate older men who hit on teenage girls and factor that in accordingly. HERE YOU ARE FROM LEAST AWFUL TO MOST AWFUL, Myth’s scale of ToG dudes.

(under a cut because of the teenage girl thing)