Fawn / Kairos

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

I would also like to mention that Banda has significantly higher humidity than Death Valley even during the dry season so if those numbers aren't heat index adjusted, it probably felt even hotter than that.

watching hannibal for the first time rn and if anything happens to will graham ill kms

so... I may have to call suicide watch on you.... a few couple o'times...

It’s blasphemous to argue that Hannigram isn’t canon btw

I feel like the guy who likes space maybe a little much

quick reminder that hannibal has dark themes, and its fan base is gonna have them as well!

Mmm- Sir is f-fine. Jesus im fuckin this up. Uhh. Yeah. Sir is good.

Yes sir. I'm ready whenever you are

...ok. So today's lesson is on dwarf planets. There's only a few of these planets that have been identified by science so far; the term was designated back in the 2000s.

There are currently 5 official ones. The term was coined in 2006.

I- oh. Thank you, Adam. The requirements for a planet being classified as a "dwarf" planet are size (obviously), whether or not it has a host star, and orbit type. The term was coined by NASA and- yes?

The term was coined by the International Astronomical Union. And those are the requirements for a planet. For it to be a planet, it must be big enough to form itself into a spherical shape, orbit its host star and clear its orbit. If it does not fit all three, it is a dwarf planet.

...wow. ok. Thank you, Mr Raki for your input. Um. The classified dwarf planets are as follows: Pluto, Makemake, Ceres, Eris, and... Ha...mea?

Haumea sir. Named after a Hawaiian goddess of fertility.

Thank you, Mr Raki. Ahem. Pluto failed to pass classification due to the fact that there were objects blocking its path in orbit. The classifications for being a dwarf planet are as follows: The object must have enough mass to have a consistent spherical orbit; the object must have enough gravity to clear the other objects in its orbit; and it must orbit its host star. Although the five aforementioned are the only celestial bodies discovered and classified by the IUA, there are likely countless others.

The IAU. And it's enough mass to be spherical itself. No orbits are "spherical" as they are two-dimensional. And even then they're not round. They're elliptical as per Kepler's First Law of Planetary Motion. Also there are no rules for dwarf planets, only planets. Dwarf planets just fit some of the requirements, not all of them

...Mr Raki, can I see you in my office after class?

Oh yes sir.

I really don't appreciate the way you interrupt me during lessons, Mr Raki. It's my job to teach, not yours, ok? I know I suck at my job and you're way too fuckin smart to be in this class, but... can you cool it? You don't wanna make ol' Mr Banyai look like a moron in front of 30 kids, yeah?

But sir, if you're wrong someone should tell you. I don't want the class to be misinformed.

...god you're a smart little bastard aren't you? Ok look. I know I crashed and burned out there, yeah? And I know not everything was 100% accurate, but... ok look I was distracted, ok?

What were you distracted by?

I don't know what you're talking about sir

...fuck. Well maybe I'm misinterpreting this, but you're always giving me this... this fuckin look! This smolder in your eyes that cannot be mistaken for anything but... well, lust, frankly. Is there something that you're not... telling me, Adam?

Oh. I'm not trying to give you any specific look sir. And there are things I'm not telling you. I can't tell you everything. I don't know everything to be able to tell you everything.

I'm surprised at you, Mr Raki. You're at the top of my class; why hide shit from me? And why play coy and innocent when I can see right through your fuckin façade?

What do you mean sir? I don't like to hide things

Listen here, you little shit, I know you're playing games with me. I know what you really think about me. You don't think I don't see the way you cross your legs to hide your fuckin boner from me? You don't think i see the way your hands fidget by your fly while I'm talking to you? You're so transparent, Raki. So fucking transparent. You couldn't lie your way out of a fuckin paper bag. So why don't you just tell me what's really going on and then we can both get on with our fuckin lives, hmm?

You-you saw that?

You bet your fuckin bottom dollar I saw that. Prettiest fuckin thing I've ever laid eyes on, too. Had to take care of myself in the bathroom after class... Jesus christ I shouldn't be sayin this shit- I could easily be fired! Goddamn. But you're so... you have this... effect on me I can't fuckin explain, Adam.

I'm sorry sir. I didn't mean to cause anything. I should have asked to leave the room but I didn't want to leave your lesson

Not your fuckin fault I can't keep my shit together around you. That's on me. But uhh, maybe you'd like to do some... extracurricular activities for me, hmmm?~

What activities sir?

God you really are perfection aren't you. Um. Maybe you'd care to proofread some of the new packets I've got worked out for next class?

Yes sir, I can do that. Is it more about space?

Yeah, it's on um. Ahem. Nebulas. Bet you got a whole fuckload to say about that, hmm? Just stand here... perfect~

Oh yes sir, I could talk a lot about nebulae!

Good~ I'd love to hear what you have to say. I'm just gonna stand here and watch you work, is that alright, gor- uh, Adam?

...ok I'll make a note of that. Hand me those sticky-notes, will you, Adam?

Yes sir. Here you go

Mmmm fu- uh, thank you. I'll just scribble this down...

You're welcome

...what shampoo do you use?... its intoxicating~

It's strawberry. What does that have to do with the assignment sir?

Uh- n-nothing, I just noticed it since I was... fuck. Shit. Can you grab that pencil for me? Didn't mean to fuckin drop it.

Adam... can I fuckin confess something?

im looking to hurt myself tonight im thinking about how will never allows his wife to touch his scars because hes oddly protective/possessive of them & also bc hes trying very hard to keep (gestures widely) all that away from the life hes got BUT WHAT IF he allows molly to run her fingers across the smile on his stomach while theyre having sex just once & at first it feels Good. it feels Right. but then he starts to think about how her fingers are not strong enough, not long & wide enough, not slightly calloused by years of holding pencils & knives & scalpels & suddenly he cannot stand it & has to stop her entirely to run away to the bathroom, hyperventilating & feeling sick with guilt & disgust & longing. maybe jumping in the shower & finishing himself off with his eyes closed shut & a hand on the ragged line of scar tissue & a voice he has not heard in years whispering both loving & frightening things in his ear. & when he walks back into their bedroom he apologises profusely & molly is kind & understanding & thinks hes just broken & hurt & traumatised & he just lets her believe that. what if

If any of my moots or followers would like a gifset based on your hannibal url, hmu and I will see what I can do 😊

based on my roleplay acc url? @fawnofgod if that's oka! thank you so much either ways, love ur posts <3