Queen Elizabeth the last

our expedition of franklin is collapsing

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

do it grieving

Oh this is very bad. Oh this a disaster historical and civilizational in scale.

yeah i have some ideas

@isuggestrevolution awe may need your help on this one too

i suggest burning the companies instead

Ei lapseni en voi olla sun sugar daddy mulla on diabetes. :/

Hermesetäs

kirves: kaivossa

lusikka: nurkassa

Rahat: juotu

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

A friendly reminder that I don't make a distinction between active malice and bad reading comprehension. It makes no difference to me whether you went out of your way to interpret my words in the most disingenuous way you could come up with, or whether you simply see the world that way because you're stupid. If you attack your own shadow and slam face first into a wall, the wall doesn't care why you do that, nor does it owe you an apology for hurting yourself.

I put the haha in rahahana

I put the jaha in kaljahana

I put the ihana in vesihana

I put the ohana in lonkerohana, ja ohana on perhe