Kajsa Franzen

valentino: so we want to channel royalty with some gilded details—

dolce and gabbana: [covered in gold foil] DID SOMEONE SAY "GILDED"

elie saab: [embroidering at superhuman speed] MORE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS AND DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS

zuhair murad: YES BITCH LIKE BORDERLINE TACKY

balmain: [from halfway up the kardashians' asses] WHO THE FUCK JUST MENTIONED DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS AND BORDERLINE TACKINESS

ralph and russo: oh my god stop

giambastatuatsa valala: [deadpan] more tulle

marchesa: more feminine

gucci: more ruffles

versace: shut the fuck up gucci no one likes ruffles they like sharp lines

armani privé: [mouthing] yaaaasss

dior: patterns are in

chanel: [smoking a cigarette, thick french accent] this is correct. onto the dress we put one thousand very small karl lagerfeld faces, it is good, it is chic

alexander mcqueen: [sewing quietly, giving side-eye]

jean paul gaultier: [snaps fingers] A HUMAN LAMP

moschino: A HUMAN STAIRCASE FEATURING A NAME BRAND

alexander wang: [softly] a human