THE BLACK KAISER.

“   OH ,   I SEE ALL SORTS OF THINGS ,   ASSHOLE .   I’VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES .   ”

goodbye :  my  muse  kissing  and/or  hugging  your  muse  goodbye.

secrets :   my  muse  sharing/confiding  their  deepest,  darkest  secret  with  your  muse.

nightmare :   my  muse  coming  to  your  muses  aid  when  they  awake  from  a  nightmare.

push :   my  muse  pushing  your  muse  out  of  the  way  of  danger.

embrace :   my  muse  abruptly  throwing  their  arms  around  your  muse,  hugging  them  tightly.

bloody :   my  muse  coming  to  your  muse  with  blood  stains  on  their  clothes  and  hands,  shaking.

drunk :   my  muse  takes  care  of  your  muse  while  they  are  in  a  drunken  state.

bed :   my  muse  wakes  up  in  the  same  bed  as  your  muse  with  little  recollection  of  the  night  before.

slap :   my  muse  slaps  your  muse  across  the  face  out  of  anger.

gone :   my  muse  stays  by  your  muses  side  while  they  take  their  last  breath.

scream :   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  quickly  runs  to  their  side.

sleep :   my  muse  falls  asleep  on  your  muse,  making  it  hard  for  my  muse  to  leave.

stalk :   my  muse  gets  caught  by  your  muse  trailing  behind  them,  watching  them.

sacrifice :   my  muse  jumps  in  front  of  your  muse,  sacrificing  their  life  for  your  muses  life.

trail :   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scares,  asking  them  about  it.

love :   my  muse  confronts  your  muse  about  why  they  never  say  ’ i  love  you ’  back.

piggyback :   my  muse  jumps  on  your  muses  back,  my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride.

jump :   my  muse  runs  to  your  muse  and  jumps  up,  my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs.

dance :   my  muse  holds  their  hand  out,  waiting  for  your  muse  to  come  out  and  slow  dance  with  them.

carry :   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house,  either  drunk,  or  a  weakened  state,  can  specify. 

lighter :   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette.

shot :   my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses  house  for  aid.

wound :   my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten.

fight :   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else.

arrest :   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  with  swarming  police  everywhere.

hospital :   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened.

gun :  my  muse  pulls  out  a  gun  on  your  muse,  your  muse  tries  to  talk  them  into  putting  the  gun  down. 

betrayal :  my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them  in  same  way  and  confronts  them  about  it.

nude :  my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked.

karaoke :  my  muse  pulls  your  muse  up  on  stage  with  them  to  sing  some  karaoke  songs. 

laughter :   my  muse  hears  your  muse  laughing  uncontrollably  and  approaches  to  see  if  they  are  okay.

murder :   my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  committing  a  gruesome  murder.

❛ What am I living for and what am I dying for are the same question. ❜

❛ Maybe that’s what love is: it’s being pissed off. ❜

❛ You can forget who you are if you’re alone too much. ❜

❛ Any religion is a shadow of God. But the shadows of God are not God. ❜

❛ Human understanding is fallible, and we see through a glass, darkly.  ❜

❛ We must be a beacon of hope, because if you tell people there’s nothing they can do, they will do worse than nothing. ❜

❛ Everyone wants to feel like a princess, and princesses are selfish and overbearing. ❜

❛ We shouldn’t have been so scornful; we should have had compassion. But compassion takes work, and we were young. ❜

❛ How easy it is, treachery. You just slide into it. ❜

❛ Amazing how the heart clutches at anything familiar, whimpering: Mine! Mine! ❜

❛ All creatures know that some must die ; that all the rest may take and eat. ❜

❛ Is this the image of a god? My tooth for yours, your eye for mine? ❜

❛ Without the light, no chance; without the dark, no dance. ❜

❛ Why are we designed to see the world as supremely beautiful just as we’re about to be snuffed? Do rabbits feel the same as the fox teeth bite down on their necks? Is it mercy? ❜

❛ Love is useless, it leads you into dumb exchanges in which you give too much away, and then you get bitter and mean. ❜

❛ Maybe sadness is a kind of hunger. Maybe the two go together. ❜

❛ Now I can see how that can happen. You can fall in love with anybody – a fool, a criminal, a nothing. There are no good rules. ❜

❛ If you really want to stay the same age you are now forever and ever, try jumping off the roof: death’s a sure-fire method for stopping time. ❜

❛ You couldn’t leave words lying around where our enemies might find them. ❜

❛ I’m fine, for the moment. And the moment is the only time we can be fine in. ❜

❛ Because if you can’t wish, why bother? ❜

❛ It’s better to hope than mope! ❜

❛ Reality has too much darkness in it. Too many crows. ❜

❛ In any case, time is not a thing that passes, it’s a sea on which you float. ❜

❛ I know I’m deceiving myself, but I prefer to deceive myself. I desperately need to believe such pure joy is still possible. ❜

❛ Too much God and you overdose. God needs to be filtered. ❜

❛ Behind my eyelids I saw an animal. It was golden colour, with gentle green eyes and canine teeth, and curly wool instead of fur. It opened its mouth, but it did not speak. Instead, it yawned. ❜

❛ ‘Why can’t I believe?’ I asked the darkness. ❜

❛ Everyone’s too sad for everything. ❜

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