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Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns
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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type
Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.
Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.
Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.
Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.
Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.
yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part
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the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

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New macklemore “thrift store 2”
In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories
Average reaction to The Odyssey on Bluesky: "Wow! Christopher Nolan's tour de force is a reminder of the magic of the movies!"
Average reaction to The Odyssey on X: "This disgusting moral failure of a film is propaganda for woke! We need to support a real version of The Odyssey, generated by Grok"
Average reaction to The Odyssey on Tumblr: "Christopher Nolan is a hack! We need to support a real version of The Odyssey, Epic the Musical."
Average reaction to The Odyssey on Sea Captain Date dot com: "Baby, I won't keep you waiting ten years."
the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death
the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death
ADHD treatment and the gatekeeping thereof is actually evidence against "capitalism rules everything around me", and a reminder that there are plenty of decisions being made based on personal biases, moral panics, self-interested groups, etc. People with ADHD are way more effective and useful to capitalism-in-the-abstract when they can just get their medication no questions asked, and yet.

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