Kai

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

We as the TMA fandom have so many amazing ship names like "DoorKeay" "Dyhard" "What The Girlfriends" and "Terminal Velocity" and we still use Jmart.. Which would be fine if "CloudyVision" "EyesTea" "Teaholding" and EVEN "LonelyEyes" if you were to give the old men the name "Eye Eye Captain" (seaweed is also an honourable mention) didn't exist.

Ok kinda obsessed with Elias and Peter having a wildly differently perceived age gap, especially right after Jonah takes over Elias’s body. like imagine people looking at them and thinking “wow there goes Captain Lukas with his problematically younger boytoy” meanwhile the problematic boytoy in question is like two hundred years old. absolute peak comedy.

Elias and Peter going through multiple divorces, has to be one of the funniest headcanons this fandom could come up with, considering same-sex marriage was legalized in the U.K back in 2013, and the events of TMA start in 2016 onward (it's 2018 in season 4 rn). Meaning that these two married and divorced that multiple times over in the span of 5 years. I just know a divorce judge hates to see these two old men coming.