✨kaimerakat✨

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down