stop growling at my cat

yeah okay but-

you complain really loudly to your friend in a foreign language and i can hear you mention my name sometimes but idk how to tell you i can understand everything au

“i climbed this tree for a dare but now i’m stuck can you help me down or get a ladder i’m scared of heights and also im on probation” au

inexperienced camper and park ranger au

your room always smells really fucking good and idk what you’re doing in there but i’m determined to find out au

“IT IS 3AM AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LIGHT FIREWORKS? I’LL KILL YOU” au

it’s the last train of the night and we’re the only two people in this car and i’m 58472085345% sure i just saw a ghost 

you were drunk and proposed to me but i’m not sure how to bring it up now you’re sober bc i totally would have said yes au

we’re both on a foreign exchange and the company we’re with has apparently gone bankrupt, looks like we’re stuck here, you do speak the language right? au

why are you hanging leaves above all the doors in our corridor?? it’s midnight?? and you’re wearing a sheet please explain?????? au

we’re in the communal kitchen making food but somehow it turned into a contest, do you want to make out while i wait for this creme brûlée to finish cooling au

RIVAL DOG WALKERS AU  

i’m trying to do homework but some asSHOLE upstairs is blasting shitty 80′s pop and its kind of catchy but i need to study, could you pLEASE maybe turn Madonna down, i don’t care how much like a virgin you are au