Take off your shoes and stay a while.

Guys with bellies, amiright????

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

Haha awesome! I'll be 34! Can't wait!

venom knew they could trust eddie as soon as the two of them merged together bcus venom searched tom hardy’s memories and saw him help save all those lesbians in mad max fury road

@rrrromeo