Who needs titles

You know I'd always just assumed "who killed Tupac" was one of life's mysteries on par with the Lindbergh baby, so I was today years old when I learned that not only is someone actually going on trial for it in the year of our lord 2026 but in fact part of why said guy was arrested is because he wrote a memoir in 2019 where he talked about how he helped kill Tupac

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

It’s vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here they’re still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

it's seriously fucked up that our society expects women to spend most of their energy hunting alone and fighting for their food while men can just chill with their herds as they munch on leaves

You can lie when you name things