-Kishi Kaisen-

Q. Is it a band or just one person? It’s a band

Q. Decade? Late 90s-early 00s, but you would probably associate the band further into the 2000s

Q. Is it a boy or a girl? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh The singer. Oh, a guy

Q. Is it Elton John? Why the hell would it be Elton John I said it was associated with the 2000s. I don’t know

Q. Does the singer play an instrument? uhhhhhhhhhhh Nuance. What do you MEAN nuance. What could that possibly mean. Does it mean sometimes he’s in a band and sometimes he’s solo? It’s nuance :) (The fictional vocalist 2D only sings, but the IRL vocalist Damon Albarn is responsible for the whole project)

Q. Is the band British? Maybe, I don’t remember, definitely either British or American. Oh well that narrows it down a ton. (now that I can check, yes, it is British)

Q. Is it John Mayer? Why the hell would I listen to john mayer. You are insulting me by suggesting I would willingly listen to John Mayer

Q. Is it (insert name I have never heard)? Are you just naming random white guys at this point? Oh so he’s non-white? No no I didn’t say that

Q. Is the singer white? Technically I don’t know for sure, but definitely not a lot of melanin involved

Q. Seriously. What could you have possibly meant by “nuance”. If I tell you what the nuance is it would give it away immediately.

Q. Is the band Brimful of Asha? I don’t know what you’re talking about, also, no way that’s a band name and not a song name. Yeah you’re probably right

Q. Have I ever been to a concert for this band? I really, really, really, REALLY doubt it, but technically I can’t confirm that without telling you what it is.

Also she is still on the case lmao. She will not sleep until she figures it out.

She was looking through an article of British 00s bands. She said she actually didn’t know Gorillaz was a cartoon/virtual thing beforehand, but the moment she saw it was cartoon she was like “Oh, this has GOTTA be it.”

I had told her, once you know what it is you’re gonna be like “oh that’s absolutely something you would like”. And I was right lmao

Q. Is it a band or just one person? It’s a band

Q. Decade? Late 90s-early 00s, but you would probably associate the band further into the 2000s

Q. Is it a boy or a girl? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh The singer. Oh, a guy

Q. Is it Elton John? Why the hell would it be Elton John I said it was associated with the 2000s. I don’t know

Q. Does the singer play an instrument? uhhhhhhhhhhh Nuance. What do you MEAN nuance. What could that possibly mean. Does it mean sometimes he’s in a band and sometimes he’s solo? It’s nuance :) (The fictional vocalist 2D only sings, but the IRL vocalist Damon Albarn is responsible for the whole project)

Q. Is the band British? Maybe, I don’t remember, definitely either British or American. Oh well that narrows it down a ton. (now that I can check, yes, it is British)

Q. Is it John Mayer? Why the hell would I listen to john mayer. You are insulting me by suggesting I would willingly listen to John Mayer

Q. Is it (insert name I have never heard)? Are you just naming random white guys at this point? Oh so he’s non-white? No no I didn’t say that

Q. Is the singer white? Technically I don’t know for sure, but definitely not a lot of melanin involved

Q. Seriously. What could you have possibly meant by “nuance”. If I tell you what the nuance is it would give it away immediately.

Q. Is the band Brimful of Asha? I don’t know what you’re talking about, also, no way that’s a band name and not a song name. Yeah you’re probably right

Q. Have I ever been to a concert for this band? I really, really, really, REALLY doubt it, but technically I can’t confirm that without telling you what it is.

Also she is still on the case lmao. She will not sleep until she figures it out.

Abusers and creeps are not some species of especially heinous animal or alien or monster wearing the face of a human. They're people. And you NEED to drill it into your head that they are people because you NEED to remember that people are capable of doingn heinous shit. And you are a person. And your loved ones are people.