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Would Robert start to feel lonley without selkie Flambae? Start going out more, coming home less. Maybe thinking on selling the house?
Already wrote a scenario like this!
Y'know what? I was initially referring to District 13 having to use restraints and inhibitors, but you're right, the Capitol would also have to use those while hijacking him. Because otherwise Chad would definitely burn down the building at all costs. And try to strangle everyone who tries to touch him, as he should in this case!
Which probably ends up making recovery that much more difficult, since Chad's gonna be having flashbacks to the initial hijacking. Even if they don't restrain him, not having access to his fire is bound to bring some things back to the surface.
And we know Robert. He wants nothing more than to walk in there and help, but he CAN'T because the hijacking made him a liability! Imagine he gets burned by Chad when they meet fresh out of the rescue mission to get Chad and the other tributes out of the Capitol. So he has that burn scar as a permanent, constant, and visible reminder of the Capitol's cruelty. As if the nightmares aren't bad enough!
Gah! It hurts, but it hurts so good! The Hunger Games! The perfect franchise to make an AU for all the angst possible! I have way too many thoughts about the blenders we can throw everyone into! >:3
His recovery after being hijacked by the Capitol is long and grueling. He won't stop trying to attack Robert for a while, and they had to put him on their own version of power inhibitors to ensure Chad doesn't burn their hideout to the ground. He absolutely does injure Robert before they can get the inhibitors on him.
As he starts returning more and more to himself, he loses his powers completely for a bit. He's so terrified of them and has been conditioned to suppress his powers that he can't conjure his flames up anymore. He also constantly has nightmares, fragments of memories of being tortured, some fabricated scenes with Robert.
He is also so, so immensely guilty for permanently scarring Robert once he starts to be himself again. It's a contributing factor to why the flames don't appear when Chad wills it to. Robert keeps comforting him and telling him it's alright, he's okay, he's safe here. It breaks Robert's heart to see Chad so fearful and broken.
Completely myself projecting my pain onto robert, and there being no basis for it in canon, but I tend to imagine my favourite characters having Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (MCS) its been changed now to Environmental Sensitivities when classified as a disability by the Canadian government, but its basically what it says on the tin: a sensitivity to chemicals. It can vary from just getting nausea and headaches to actual anaphylactic shock (one of my great aunts has to wear an actual gas mask when she leaves her house because of it).
Even little things like skin or haircare products can set it off. Hell, my mom can't have jasmine essential oils in the house cause one time she had a bad reaction to a perfume that smelled like it and so her brain presses a proverbial panic button.
How do you think Flambae would deal with that? Cause his self care routines are super important to him, but so is Robert.
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If Robert has a reaction to any of Chad's stuff, he is immediately throwing it out. He doesn't even need to think twice before getting rid of 90% of his stuff (he probably gives away most to Alice or his sister). Some of it he feels more sad about than others (like really expensive cologne), but ultimately he will not tolerate Robert feeling sick or uncomfortable in his home. He switches to very mild and hypoallergenic products.
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How about Selkie Flambae putting that brain cell to use. What if... Robert also Selkie? Then Flambae can drag him around the ocean AND he can also visit that one other human he likes so much?
Do you mean turning Robert into a Selkie or if Robert just happened to also be a Selkie?
Based on this other ask, it's possible either one of them will choose to die once their Fae counterpart leaves, so it's possible they'll both be Selkies and can be together.
I think whoever was the original Selkie would be incredibly upset over their decision though, and can't believe they went through with it. They're disappointed, enraged, guilty, sad, all at once. But ultimately, they'll be together because the alternative of not being together after witnessing one of their deaths is too difficult to bear. They'll be extra paranoid and want to be together all the time.
But Flambae dragging Robert, maybe when he's asleep, out to sea and holding him under, only to change his mind...
Having to remove his coat to resuscitate him...
Then Robert realizes what tried to do and is super fucked up over it.
Honestly think that would fuck Flambae up more than Robert. Flambae is so appalled by what he tried to do he will be sobbing and holding Robert for a while as Robert tries to wrap his head around what the fuck just happened.
He throws his coat at Robert in remorse. Telling fae Robert unequivocally he's his to do with as he wants. Robert feels the oath lock into place, still fucked up from being half drowned. He throws the coat back at Chad, telling him to go away and stay away this time.
Augh...no that's so painful...😭 Chad is forced to keep a distance because the oath is absolute. He can only watch Robert from afar and cannot be caught by him, else he'll feel immense pain from breaking the oath. Unless Robert changes his mind and makes a new oath, Chad will never appear before him again.
He gets caught by Hunters eventually. Robert is at the black market for some rare ingredients, trying to put his mind off of Chad, only to spot the auction. Since he can't conceivably distance himself and didn't come here of his own free will, the oath doesn't punish him. Robert rescues him, if reluctantly, dragging him home and clutching the coat the entire time.
Robert instantly recognizes the seal with an injury on its right flipper. He's in disbelief and denial that Chad would get caught, but Chad doesn't look good at all. He looks ill, barely moving, and is turned away from the glass.
Robert goes to ask about that Selkie, how it got here, what's going to happen to it, horrified to learn that people are already bidding to buy him. Something raw and primal tears away at Robert, and he decides to steal him away in the middle of the night.
It's easier to move him around as a man, so Robert asks Chad to take off his Selkie coat. Chad does, but once he turns into his human form, he breaks down crying. He asks Robert to take the coat away forever, and keeps apologizing for breaking their oath of never appearing before Robert again. The man is hysterical, and Robert is trying very hard to calm him down and shush him before people come inspecting.
He barely manages to haul Chad home, and Chad looks more and more pale, more and more in pain as time goes on. Robert finally realizes it's because of his careless oath that he spouted in the heat of the moment, and feels immensely guilty that he ever said such a thing, even if what Chad did back then was wrong. For now, Robert tells Chad to take the bed as he takes the couch, sleeping on what to do next.
How about Selkie Flambae putting that brain cell to use. What if... Robert also Selkie? Then Flambae can drag him around the ocean AND he can also visit that one other human he likes so much?
Do you mean turning Robert into a Selkie or if Robert just happened to also be a Selkie?
Based on this other ask, it's possible either one of them will choose to die once their Fae counterpart leaves, so it's possible they'll both be Selkies and can be together.
I think whoever was the original Selkie would be incredibly upset over their decision though, and can't believe they went through with it. They're disappointed, enraged, guilty, sad, all at once. But ultimately, they'll be together because the alternative of not being together after witnessing one of their deaths is too difficult to bear. They'll be extra paranoid and want to be together all the time.
But Flambae dragging Robert, maybe when he's asleep, out to sea and holding him under, only to change his mind...
Having to remove his coat to resuscitate him...
Then Robert realizes what tried to do and is super fucked up over it.
Honestly think that would fuck Flambae up more than Robert. Flambae is so appalled by what he tried to do he will be sobbing and holding Robert for a while as Robert tries to wrap his head around what the fuck just happened.
He throws his coat at Robert in remorse. Telling fae Robert unequivocally he's his to do with as he wants. Robert feels the oath lock into place, still fucked up from being half drowned. He throws the coat back at Chad, telling him to go away and stay away this time.
Augh...no that's so painful...😭 Chad is forced to keep a distance because the oath is absolute. He can only watch Robert from afar and cannot be caught by him, else he'll feel immense pain from breaking the oath. Unless Robert changes his mind and makes a new oath, Chad will never appear before him again.
How about Selkie Flambae putting that brain cell to use. What if... Robert also Selkie? Then Flambae can drag him around the ocean AND he can also visit that one other human he likes so much?
Do you mean turning Robert into a Selkie or if Robert just happened to also be a Selkie?
Based on this other ask, it's possible either one of them will choose to die once their Fae counterpart leaves, so it's possible they'll both be Selkies and can be together.
I think whoever was the original Selkie would be incredibly upset over their decision though, and can't believe they went through with it. They're disappointed, enraged, guilty, sad, all at once. But ultimately, they'll be together because the alternative of not being together after witnessing one of their deaths is too difficult to bear. They'll be extra paranoid and want to be together all the time.
But Flambae dragging Robert, maybe when he's asleep, out to sea and holding him under, only to change his mind...
Having to remove his coat to resuscitate him...
Then Robert realizes what tried to do and is super fucked up over it.
Honestly think that would fuck Flambae up more than Robert. Flambae is so appalled by what he tried to do he will be sobbing and holding Robert for a while as Robert tries to wrap his head around what the fuck just happened.
Imagines Chad's last name was a cool, badass last name like for example 'Orakzai'. Imagine the misfits after they found out were like-
Mistfit 1: Thats your name?!
Misfit 2: Orakazi?! Chad Orakazi??!! That is or was your name??
Misfit 3: not even like Orakazi-Robertson?? Just Roberson??
Misfit 1(again in the corner of the room): You had a badass name!
Literally the misfits right here https://youtube.com/shorts/dExoPWR4iZo?si=SKMBVRfhDdQln2uG
Realistically, I think Robert would want to take Chad's last name instead, to kill off the Robertson legacy and especially since Chad is so big on family. Robert being adopted into Chad's family is literally the perfect outcome.
But since we don't know Chad's last name but we know Robert's last name, I'm just going to go with that. So yes, he gives up his cool last name to be fucking Chad Robertson 💀 the things he'll do for love...
How about Selkie Flambae putting that brain cell to use. What if... Robert also Selkie? Then Flambae can drag him around the ocean AND he can also visit that one other human he likes so much?
Do you mean turning Robert into a Selkie or if Robert just happened to also be a Selkie?
Based on this other ask, it's possible either one of them will choose to die once their Fae counterpart leaves, so it's possible they'll both be Selkies and can be together.
I think whoever was the original Selkie would be incredibly upset over their decision though, and can't believe they went through with it. They're disappointed, enraged, guilty, sad, all at once. But ultimately, they'll be together because the alternative of not being together after witnessing one of their deaths is too difficult to bear. They'll be extra paranoid and want to be together all the time.

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Truly, I think Robert would terrify the other tributes in a Hunger Games AU. We know that man is feral, has the street smarts to survive some shenanigans, and is completely unafraid to throw hands. But add in everyone keeping their powers? He instantly becomes even more terrifying when he survives the opening bloodbath, and keeps surviving despite being at an obvious disadvantage. And then he has the guy who controls fire on his side! As if he needed that scary dog privilege!
I've seen a couple videos about people guessing Katniss had the other tributes scared of her because she got an 11 and none of them saw her use any specific skills. Robert is also like that. No one knows his deal. And then he bites someone's fingers off! He and Katniss are exceedingly similar, it seems. Robert just doesn't specialise in archery, he specialises in being a feral raccoon man that no one can predict. I'm imagining he and Chad cross paths in the arena, and the first thing Chad sees is Robert with blood all around his mouth. Definitely has to contemplate if possibly getting his throat ripped out is worth trying to torch this maniac. And then he wins! Game Makers are tearing out their hair as they try to make sense of it, Shroud is trying to plot, truly a terrible day for the Capitol when Robert Robertson III wins the Games and brings a second tribute out of the arena with him.
Also, the hijacking is gonna be extra painful now! Because they'd probably have to keep Chad on power inhibitors so he doesn't burn down the entire district. Which probably isn't good for preventing him from freaking out, which is gonna create a painful little cycle that the others can do nothing but watch while trying to help him.
And I can't help but wonder what the equivalent of "If it weren't for the baby" would be here. I mean, Robert could be trans, so still a chance for a baby to be faked, but would the Capitol believe it? Would it even be information they would have access to? I laugh because we have either the canon outrage of sending an unborn baby and its carrier into the Games(stellar priorities, people /s), or Flambert has to come up with something completely different on the fly to try and cancel the Games.
The simultaneous angst and comedy potential is delightful.
Robert's feral raccoonness definitely carries him through. Everyone's scared to mess with him, because his fighting style is so unexpected. He's definitely skilled in combat, but he also uses a lot of dirty tricks and will do whatever it takes to win/escape.
Chad's hijacking by the Capitol is definitely not pretty. He has to wear a power inhibiting collar and his hands are shackled. He tries to fight it at first, and it takes a while for the tracker jacker venom to really kick in and alter his memories. Once he's fully brainwashed, he becomes an incredible asset for the Capitol, and Robert is devastated.
I don't know what would be the equivalent of the baby. I feel like the baby is a pretty big deal, and nothing else really compares to it, so maybe they'll pull the same trick.
What if Flambae's full name was Chad Chaderson/j
Hehehe
I had a comment on a post a while ago where I joked his name is Chad Chadley.