alana 2.0

drew a cute lil hibiscus with henna 💗

pardon the botched petals, it’s hard to draw on your own tit, okay? 🥲

Just last Sunday, I was lounging on the couch wearing nothing but an oversized, long shirt.

I share an apartment with a girl and this guy. My girl roomie was staying over with some friends so it was just my guy roomie and me. He had been out with friends but was back by 11 PM.

He sat right by my feet and watched Sex and the City with me while asking about my day. Fuck, I was moving about SO much I didn’t even notice my shirt riding up my thighs. I could feel his eyes darting up and down, but two and two didn’t click just yet. Soon enough, my whole fucking bush was out for him to see. He lost complete focus from whatever I was babbling about, all eyes down there..Didn’t take me long to realize what had happened. I violently grabbed my shirt and pulled it down and covered myself with a pillow. We’ve not talked about this since.

This is embarrassing but it turned me on. And I hate myself for that. Malfunctions like this always ends up flustered and horny, which in and of itself is odd- like how am I always in these situations? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Anyway, here’s a bush reveal. I haven’t shaved in ? amount of days. Probably a month, not sure. Hope it’s not too graphic to get taken down 👀 I think it looks better this way than the clean shave 🪒