all the fraf (fruity rumpus asshole factory) username easter eggs i could find
John - i know it's a common name, but it's my name!
JohnEgbert - isn't identity theft a crime or something?
ectoBiologist - hey, that's mine!
ghostyTrickster - i made that user name when i was like 10!
DadEgbert - that is REALLY weird of you to do.
June - that's in my top three months! probably? actually, that is a really stupid thing to keep track of!
JuneEgbert - that is a cute name. is that my daughter or something?
Johnrose - it's alright rose, getting divorced isn't so bad. just look at me!
Pepsicola - hey! i'm pretty sure that's copy righted!
Davejohn - rose said whichever name is first means something, but i have a feeling i do NOT want to know.
Johndave - i am not a homosexual!
Johnkat - i'm sorry, but i am still not a homosexual!
Johnvris - now that i think about it, vriska and i have been through a lot! we talked for a whole day in 2009, and then she got me killed, and then she asked me out, and i god tiered, and then she died, and then she was a ghost, and she dated a ghost me, and then we went on ghost adventures, and then she was kind of a total ass during the ghost adventures, then everyone else died, then i had to stop her from dying, and then she stopped us all from dying, and then she went and fought lord english, and then she never came back, and then 30 years passed, and then she came back, and then she went to jail, and then i busted her out of jail, and then she went in a plot point for a couple hours, and then she came out looking like a normal adult woman, and then she took my son!
good times. good times.
Johndirk - what? weren't you listening to vriska? we're supposed to KILL him!
RoseLalonde - You're embarrassing yourself.
tentacleTherapist - Did you expect it to be that easy? Please.
MomLalonde - Why don't you dig up her grave while you're at it?
YiffanyLalondeHarley - Why does she even have a last name? Why does she have *two* last names? She's not in any system that would require that.
YiffanyLongstockingLalondeHarley - Alright. You've got me. It is pretty funny.
Grimdorks - Ignoring the obvious, it's a bit cruel to insinuate something between a woman and her dearly departed friend. You may just break my cold, metal heart.
Rosekan - I'm sorry. I am so fucking sorry.
Roserezi - The rare double rebound reacharound, previously thought inaccessible to man and mortal alike.
Vrisrose - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dave - two words: brand integrity
DaveStrider - hop off my hog
BroStrider - come the fuck on
Davebot - launching deathmilker.exe
calculating torment... calculating torment... calculating torment...
playing tortured_moan.mp3
Daveradia - thats business with pleasure and im a machine on a mission
shit is just not in the cards
Davetav - yeah im calling a moratorium on marriage jokes
shit just isnt as funny as it used to be
Davekat - oh we werent really looking for a third
Daverezi - man what can i say hella ladies mack on me pretty much at all times much to my wry-ass chagrin
not my fault im so damn delightful and charming
JadeHarley - nooooo thats me!!
gardenGnostic - this is so weird.......
Grandpa - you mean **your** grandpa right???
GrandpaHarley - you KNOW hes dead you jackass!!!!!!!!
Jadebot - i dont even have that anymore!!!!
Bec - good dog. best friend.
Becquerel - awwwww wait youre looking for a dog??
mine used to disappear all the time! i pretty much never knew how to find him
oh i hope yours comes back soon... :(
YiffyLalondeHarley - that's my baby!!!!!!
Jaderose - im sorry : ( maybe itd be best to pick something less... messy? for both our sakes!
Davejade - i see your vision i REALLY do but honestly i should not be enabled like this
Jadekat - i forgot we used to have fun fighting! actually nevermind i dont want to think about that
Jadepeta - grrrrrrr... grrrrrrrrrr... GROWL!!!!!
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
Jaderoxy - i hate my stupid chud husband.
Aradia - i don't think so!
AradiaMegido - actually, that's me. and i intend to keep it that way. :)
Equiradia - die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die.
adiosToreador - sERIOUSLY, sTOP,
Summoner - i COULD ALSO FLY, iN MY MAGICAL DREAMS, aND ALSO AS A MAGICAL GHOST
sO HES NOT THAT SPECIAL, rEALLY,
Rufio - iTS OK, i DONT NEED HIM ANYMORE, nOW THAT IM NORMAL, wITH THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF SELF CONFIDENCE,
aND THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF FRIENDS WHO ARE REAL, aND NOT FAKE,
Captor - giive iit up, 2crub.
SolluxCaptor - you dont have what iit take2 two be me.
twinArmageddons - (u2er ha2 been banned for thii2 po2t.)
Psionic - what an oriigiinal name for a guy liiviing on the p2ychiic hell2cape planet.
Aradave - yeah what she needs is t0 hop fr0m one depressed apathetic pancase t0 another.
Arasol - of c0urse she's coming back f0r me.
Vantas - HA HA, VERY FUNNY, FUCK OFF.
KarkatVantas - I CAN BARELY HANDLE BEING ME, YOU THINK YOU COULD HACK IT? PLEASE.
carcinoGeneticist - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Signless - DID YOU THINK THAT'D BOTHER ME? SORRY THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SAVIOR COMPLEX YOU GODDAMN WANNABE.
Sufferer - OK, NAME YOURSELF AFTER SOME MARTYR WHO DIED AND SAID FUCK. AS IF I GIVE A SHIT.
Solkat - WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
Katnep - PRETTY TRAGIC WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. NEVER FORGET. SHE WAS, YOU KNOW. NICE.
Karezi - OH. OH THAT OLD THING? COME ON MAN, NOBODY REMEMBERS THAT.
Equikat - HIS EYES... THEY'RE SO BLUE...
Gamkar - OKAY. YOU WANT TO KEEP PUSHING THAT BUTTON. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO JUST FUCKING LET IT GO. I GET IT. I KNOW THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE.
Nepeta - :33 < *ac viciously bats at you with her paw!*
Leijon - :33 < *ac goes for the throat!*
NepetaLeijon - :33 < *ac hisses at you!*
arsenicCatnip - :33 < k33p this up and im telling equius!
Disciple - :33< *ac doesnt recognize the name of that oc!*
Jadenep - :33 < *ac stalks through the jungle, s33king the scent of a distant barkbeast...*
:33< *suddenly, she p - wait do mew hear that what is that
:|| < w-why is it getting clowder...?
Nepquius - :33 < yeah he’s sweaty and scary and difficult to talk to and too dangerous to hug and a weirdo and a cr33p and has weird gross taste in art and tells me i cant play games or really talk to other people in general and thinks rp is stupid and has to take five showers a night and says weird stuff like refrigerator and k33ps showing me disgusting sculptures but he’s my FURIEND!!
Kanaya - No I Dont Think So
Maryam - What Do You Gain From This
KanayaMaryam - Come On Now
grimAuxiliatrix - Could You Please Stop
Dolorosa - This Feels Sacrilegious But I Cant Really Be Bothered To Stop You So Whatever
Rosemary - My Marital Status Notwithstanding I Still Think The Name Is Very Very Bad
Vriskan - Oh Wow Can We Please Not Relitigate This Right Now
Its Just
A Lot
Pyrope - KNOCK 1T OFF 4LR34DY
TereziPyrope - 1TS N3V3R GONN4 H4PP3N DUMP4SS!!!!
gallowsCalibrator - K33P TH1S UP 4ND YOULL S33 M3 1N COURT
Redglare - 1 DONT 3V3N ROL3PL4Y 4NYMOR3
Johnrezi - YOU C4N H4V3 TH1S 4FT3R I S4V3 H1M. 1T'S JUST T4CKY OTH3RW1S3 >:[
Vrisrezi - SH3'S NOT COM1NG B4CK. MOV3 ON.
Vriska - 8etter luck next time!
VriskaSerket - Noooooooo way.
arachnidsGrip - Not a chance. >:::;)
Mindfang - Ugh. This name just feels lame as fuuuuuuuuck to me now. Keep it!
MarquiseSpinneretMindfang - You want to roleplay her so 8adly? Fine!!!!!!!! I'm over it!!!!!!!!
HellTier - Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
Vrisjohn - We never did go on that d8, did we? That's em8arrassing........
Spider8reath - That's disgusting........ Do you even know what a spider's 8reath smells like?
Oh, 8uddy, you WISH it smelled like 8lood! The 8lood is the LEAST gross part of it!
What? What does JOHN have to do with any of this????????
Rosevris - You're welcome, 8y the way!
Aravris - I did kinda have it coming. Ok, I definitely had it coming. Oh well!
ScourgeSisters - I think we've w8ted long enough!
Vrisquius - Do we have to talk about EVERY crush I used to have? So I liked a sweaty, muscular guy once, is that CR8ME now????????
Erivris - Ughhhhhhhh, don't 8ring that up! That was forever ago!
Do you know how em8arassing it is to d8 some guy just 8ecause some characters you 8ased your whole identities on were together? Who would ever do that?
Vrisdirk - Oh wow. Oh wowwwwwwww. That seems like the kind of nasty ass trap Old Vriska would have fallen into.
Or, w8, I guess Young Vriska. 8ut I'm normal now!
Equius - D --> You will stop
Zahhak - D --> Cease this
EquiusZahhak - D --> I refuse to allow this
centaursTesticle - D --> Unparalelled f001ishness
Darkleer - D --> Why name yourself after such a disgrace
Expatriate - D --> Words cannot portray the heft of my disgust
Davequius - D --> Ultimately, it all comes down to this
D --> Ready yourself, if you're STRONGenough, for a tale of:
D --> Love, and its consequences
Araquius - D --> How ve%atiously an understanding of her whims e100ds me
D --> First she accepts my noble gift of abso100t biomechanical perfection
D --> Then she e%plodes
D --> For no discernible reason
Gamzee - YoU cAn'T bE aLl Up AnD aPpRoPrIaTiNg My IdEnTiTy... :o(
Makara - It'S a CuLtUrE, nOt a CoStUmE.
GamzeeMakara - TrYiNg To SqUeEzE aLl Up In ThIs CoDpIeCe WiTh UnClE GaMzEe, yOu SaUcY bItCh...? >:o)
terminallyCapricious - wAaAaAiT... iSn'T tHaT mE?
TheGrandHighblood - honk.
Gamtav - I cAn’T sLeEp WiThOuT hOlDiNg On To A mOtHeRfUcKeR.
Meowrails - aLwAyS a CrYiNg ShAmE tO uP And LoSe A MoThErFuCkIn SoUlMaTe LiKe ThAt. :o(
Ampora - this names too high caliber for the likes of you
EridanAmpora - hop off my bulge wweirdo
caligulasAquarium - youre seriously testin my fuckin patience wwith this
Dualscar - get your filthy mitts off my character you wworm
hey wwait stop
OrphanerDualscar - you cant even fathom the SHEER VVOLUME of mudblood i spilled to earn that title
seriously stop i mean it
Erifef - if you kneww the slightest thing about our culture youd realize its fuckin fate
starwwovven shit im talkin etched in our vvery dna echoin through our vvastly superior genetic memory in a cacophony of fuckin romantic triumph
Feferi - )(ey! T)(at's M-----E!
Peixes - hell nah this ship is MIN--------E
Did anyone else )(ear t)(at...?
cuttlefishCuller - No WAV-----E! T)(ere can ONLY be ON---------E!!!!
Solfef - Don't get me wrong!!! I still R-E---ELY like )(im!!!
I s)(rimply do not t)(ink eit)(er of us are cut out for t)(e w)(ole long distance t)(ing. I mean... I'm D------EAD!
And )(e isn't!!! But also... )(e kind of is???
I don't know, it's so confusing. 38S
Fefnep - I DON'T KNOW W)(Y ---EV----ERYON------E K---E----EPS CARPING AND CARPING ON ABOUT T)(IS!!!!! We do naut )(ave ANYT)(ING in COMMON!!!!!!!!
S)(e's nice, t)(ough! We )(ang out sometimes!
Vrisfef - OMGGGGG!!! Are you KIDDING???? )(-E)(-E)(-E!!!! As IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crocker - OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME.
JaneCrocker - That's copyrighted, I'll have you know!
Egbert - Sorry, but family names belong to the family. Even the perfectly mediocre ones.
gutsyGumshoe - You're no sleuth...
DadCrocker - I can't say I'm happy about it, but I can't stop you!
PoppopCrocker - Another Night Court obsessee, I take it.
GodCat - I would steer clear if I were you!
Janevris - SHE STOLE MY FUCKING SON YOU IGNORANT OAF, FOCUS!
Janeroxy - I'm an ally! Why doesn't anyone believe me?
Janedirk - Oh, please. I'm perfectly happy just as I am, thank you! Besides... he wouldn't be interested, you know? Right?
Lalonde - if you want this name youre gonna need to put a ring on it babes
RoxyLalonde - yo can we chill out a lil???
tipsyGnostalgic - can u take the hint... TAKEN
Roxygen - not even in my top 5 elements tbqh
Roxyjade - i hate my stupid chud husband.
Eriroxy - no no no you dont get it he didnt just kill fefeta he MURDERED her
ok not the time she blew up
he killed the fishgirl half of fefeta before fefeta was fefeta
actually waittttttttttttt omfg
hes also the reason why fefeta blew up too
ok half the reason
half of half ig
awwww man :(
Cottoncandy - are you calling us empty fluff
ohhhhh wait its our colors
ok nah thats kinda cute actually
Roxydirk - uhhhhh
id be p careful hassling the others about dirk right now
if you still want there to like.............
be a dirk when were done here
Jakeroxy - awwww
what the hell! why not
Strider - Why do you want to be us so badly? Get your own shit together. The Strider style is not for sale.
timaeusTestified - Not in a million years.
DiStri - You're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
DStrider - Hell no.
Wait. Are you trying to be me, or are you trying to be Dave?
It's fucking weird either way. Quit it.
UltDirk - The nickname feels a bit cutesy for a metaphysical ascension. Pass.
UltimateDirk - I understand the enthusiasm, it's pretty fucking dope, but the "ultimate self" isn't some shonen transformation. It's a worldbuilding concept. Besides, calling me "ultimate Dirk" to try and differentiate me from your precious run-of-the-mill Dirks feels disingenous, and pretty damn antithetical to the actual themes of the story.
Also, frankly, it doesn't roll off the tongue well. Just stick with Dirk, it won't kill you.
LilHal - Get over him. He was glasses.
Hiveswap - Not my beat, but it's definitely not yours.
Friendsim - What would you even use that for?
Epilogues - A lot of stories have epilogues, you know. You may need to get a bit more specific than that.
HomestuckEpilogues - You all talk about "The Epilogues" like they're some sort of Homestuck boogeyman. Hell, maybe they are.
But I'm proud of what I wrote, and I always will be. Even with all that inane shit she added to it.
Pesterquest - Get over it.
BeyondCanon - Give it up.
Psycholonials - Out of bounds.
Dirkjohn - So what is the rationale, exactly? That John looks like a (frankly, sexless) Jake rip-off? Or is it because he's the only other viable guy in our little social circle?
Genuinely curious. Write back to me about this one. I've been waiting to hear an answer that doesn't involve us "smoking weed in a dimly lit basement."
Dirkjade - Alright. I'll admit it. Dave really didn't know what to do with all that.
Dirkkat - No one appreciates the amount of effort it took to hook Dave up with that effeminate beta male, why would I choose to fuck it up now?
Kardirk - Are you trying to say to me that you honestly believe KARKAT would top? Be serious.
Also, I'd never do that to Dave.
Dirknaya - Sure. Fuck it. Why not.
Dirkrezi - You get bored flying through space for literal years. I understand that. But even we hadn't gotten that desperate.
Dirkvris - Two metanarratively-misunderstood, spotlight-swashbuckling, fandom-loathed badasses, seeking shelter in each other's arms...
I don't think you guys could even handle all that.
Dirkjane - Could've been one hell of a political marriage if I was about that sort of life. That's why I figured Jake was a good consolation prize for her, he was basically born for it.
Dirkroxy - If you're trying to prod me into saying something "insensitive" to use as a gotcha, good luck. I know the play. I'm not going to fall for that sort of shit. Give a dude some privacy.
Give two dudes some privacy, even.
Dirkjake - I moved on. So should you.
Jakedirk - Ah, what the hell.
Almost any ship with "Dirk" in it - I'll allow it.
Harley - Speech... impediment? Im afraid youve lost me.
JakeEnglish - Afraid im gonna have to call dibs on the ol john hancock.
golgothasTerror - Trying to get a rise out of me buster?
GrandmaEnglish - Suppose we cant let the ol girl rest now can we.
Damara - YOU CANNOT BE ME. IF YOU CANNOT FUCK ME.
DamaraMegido - IS THIS PROVOCATION? IS THIS INITIATION?
Rufioh - haha... always glad to see the 1nterest...
RufiohNitram - bangarang, dude! or doll...! or,
Mituna - 0H MY G0FG K1LL Y0UR53LF, R34LLY
MitunaCaptor - 348YTH459I8TYH45LIKHJFDLSKGFHHJLKJH43RLKJHLDKFJGHDLKFGDHLKFGJHFD
Kankri - Please put in the necessary th9ught 6ef9re ch99sing my name. N9t that I c9uld 6ear t9 st9p y9u, 9f c9urse, 6ut it a heavy 6urden, and we must discuss the nuances and angles 9ne might 9verl99k when using it. After all, the name takes heavy inspirati9n fr9m n9n-Bef9ran cultures, and the c9ntext in which that name was written may 6e l9st 9n the uneducated viewer...
KankriVantas - N9w I realize we've 6een at this f9r s9me time already, 6ut at the risk 9f derailing the dial9gue y9u initiated, and may I just say h9w thrilled I am that y9u did, user, I w9uld just like qualify my entire analysis 9f y9ur "Alternian culture" 6y saying that in c9ntrast with life 9n 6ef9rus, while y9ur pe9ple may have 6een engaged in vi9lent, lethal class struggle f9r milli9ns 9f sweeps...
Meulin - (=^・ω・^=) < 333333333333333333!!! OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOGMOG
MeulinLeijon - (=^・ω・^=) < YOU WANT TO BE ME SO BAD, IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.
Porrim - So+unds like a go+o+d time.
PorrimMaryam - Is this an invitatio+n? Is this a so+licitatio+n?
LatulaPyrope - a r4d n4m3 for 4 r4dgrl
m/
Gamrezi - Aht aht aht! 8ack in the fridge!
Horuss - 8=D < Did you know that it means "He Who Stal% With The Musclebeasts"?
HorussZahhak - 8=D < One of many e%cellent names of a nice nature, and it even gets to be mine sometimes.
KurlozMakara - BEWARE THE MAN WHO POSTS IN HANDS.
Cronus - wvell wvell wvell... look vwhose cravwing the ampora swvagger
CronusAmpora - is this a date? is this a hookup?
MeenahPeixes - water you think youre doing
Calliope - oh, i'm flattered! bUt i'd say there's already more than enoUgh me's in circUlation these days. ^u^;
uranianUmbra - sorry, bUt if i have to be me; maybe yoU can be yoU?
Callieroxy - i'm qUite the lUcky dUck, aren't i?
Al - you cannot take my place. i never left.
AltCalliope - an unfair title, but not untrue.
Homestuck - it is not yours to take.
HomestuckBeyondCanon - this is between myself and the prince. see yourself out.
Caliborn - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A POSER.
undyingUmbrage - THAT. IS MY NAME. YOu DuMB HOMO TOOL.
Dirkuu - THE IMMORTALIZATION. OF A BEAuTIFuL BROMANCE. BETWEEN TWO POWERFuL ALPHA MALES.
LordEnglish - HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO TAKE MY USERNAME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
English - I STOLE THAT NAME. FAIR AND SQUARE. FROM A STUPID BOY. WHO STOLE IT FROM AN OLD COW. WHO STOLE IT FROM ME.
DocScratch - I knew you'd go for this one. Do try to live up to the name, hm?
Scratch - Forgoing the honorifics? How delightfully casual. I'm glad you feel so comfortable around me.
Handmaid - It's a title that comes with quite the constrictive contract. Always read the fine print.
Condesce - too scared to type it all out huh
HerImperiousCondescension - put some fuckin RESP------ECT on tha name
BettyCrocker - youre gonna fuck up the brand but whatevs
Nannasprite - You want to be this old biddy? Hoo hoo!
Jaspersprite - You want to be me? Purr purr purr. Well thats ok!
Calsprite - HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Davesprite - why would you even want to be me
oh fuck it just take it
Jadesprite - no no no
what did you do what did you do what did you do
Tavris - iRRRRRRRRECONCILA8LE!!!!!!!! D::::{
Tavrisprite - aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA!
Tavrosprite - sO YOU WANT TO UNDERGO SPRITE FUSION, wITH ME, fOR SOME REASON,
oKAY, i GUESS,
Gcatavros - iF YOU WANT TO BE "CAT TAVROS," sO BADLY, tHATS FINE,
eVERYONE JUST CALLS ME NORMAL TAVROS, aNYWAY,
Gcatavrosprite - aCHOO, }:(
Fefetasprite - 3833 < 383
Jasprose - The party has arrived.
Jasprosesprite - So formal! Unless this was all you could grab. Am I that hot a commodity? Of course I am.
Jasprosesprite2 - I'm flattered, really, but it looks absolutely stupid without the caret. Do they allow special characters? (Besides me.)
Arquius - Are you 100king to feel upon this magnificent musculature from the inside, my dude?
Arquiusprite - My delicious dude, get the fre*k in here and assume my identity immediately, please, now.
Erisol - am ii a fuckiin joke twwo you?
dont answwer that.
Erisolsprite - youre a 2lug adiicted twwo 2hiit
Davepeta - fuck yessssssssssssssss
Davepetasprite - m33p nipah
Davepetasprite2 - only missing the caret for a fallen horsebeast
AutoResponder - I'm afraid I can't do that.
pipefan413 - IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU HAVE FINALLY INHERITED MY USERNAME. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
Squarewave - YEAH DOGG!!!
Serenity - .. .----. -- / ..-. .-.. .- - - . .-. . -.. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.--
WaywardVagabond - YOU THERE. USER. COMPLETE THE SIGN-UP FORM SWIFTLY.
WarwearyVillein - The battlefield changes. The war remains.
PeregrineMendicant - Hello! It's nice to meet you! I hope you enjoy the site!!
ParcelMistress - An untamed frontier of "electronic" "mail" awaits.
AimlessRenegade - Only you can bring order to these streets.
AuthorityRegulator - This site feels highly legal.
WindsweptQuestant - A wise move. Proceed.
WritKeeper - Dum dee dum...
Jack - There's only one you, and that's you, but if some schmuck wants to take the heat off you by playing patsy? That's fine by you.
JackNoir - Take the stupid fuckin' hat, while you're at it.
BecNoir - What do they think you are, some kind of mutt? Sounds to you like they're barking up the wrong tree.
DraconianDignitary - Yeah, yeah. They don't pay you enough to care about this sort of thing.
HegemonicBrute - You got the sudden feeling your life don't exactly matter.
CourtyardDroll - How delightful!
SpadesSlick - Take the stylish fuckin' hat, while you're at it.
DiamondsDroog - A smooth name. If you think you can handle it.
HeartsBoxcars - YOU HATE FORUM USERS YOU HATE FORUM USERS YOU HATE FORUM USERS
ClubsDeuce - Everybody look out!
Itchy - You suddenly felt your browser run slightly faster.
Doze - You suddenly felt your device start lagging.
Trace - You suddenly felt your browser history being rifled through...
Clover - DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
Fin - You suddenly felt as if your browser history will be rifled through... later...?
Die - You suddenly felt as if somehow, somewhere, you were quite dead a few moments ago.
Crowbar - You suddenly felt the whole world got a bit dumber. You certainly didn't get any smarter.
Snowman - You suddenly felt the whole world beating in your chest.
The newfound power in your heart immediately went to your head.
Stitch - No respect for an honest, working man in this line of business.
Sawbuck - Don't stub your toe.
Matchsticks - Your smoke alarm is going off.
Eggs - No duplicate accounts! Please, god, no duplicate accounts.
Biscuits - Did you leave your oven on?
Quarters - He was so flattered you remembered he existed that he forgot to make a quirky coin flipping quip.
Nanna - Where did these ashes come from?
Grandma - Your back hurts...
Poppop - ...Where did he go?
LilCal - Please reconsider.
FedoraFreak - username stolen; unable to prevent identity theft. requesting mercy.
FedoraFriend - username frivolous, unnecessary. willing to comply with identity thief.
Obama - *Chuckles.* You mean the prototyping ring?
BarackObama - Dirk...? Is that you... oh.
Bardquest - An update is surely around the corner.
Any ship with "cest" in it or profanity language - Try again, smartass.
Hussie/AndrewHussie - This username is unavailable.
TobyFox/Fwugradiation - This username has been removed to avoid impersonation. If you wish to claim it, please contact us.
JamesRoach - This username has been removed to avoid impersonation. If you wish to claim it, please contact us.
SweetBro - where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN.
HellaJeff - in my dream i am the star. its me
Geromy - introducing the new friend..........................................
SweetBrosMom - AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER
Abby - Ok! If you want to
Riotus - Conquest can be achieved in so many ways.
AvrilThorpe -you heard it here first gang, now's the time to #ride #the #wave
steezyHeadbanger - #style #ease
Silas - Extra wheatcakes for me, lest I retire!
SilasPBeauregardIII - Reckon that would make you Silas P. Beauregard IV, wouldn't it?
SilasPBeauregardIV - That's a mighty fine name if I do say so myself.
Wait... Am I a mother...?
ImodeKurita - I wonder what Harry Anderson is ⬆️ to these days.
Ruthie - just wait till' I geeet my flashback arc, trust.
RuthieGold - theee one and only.
recidivousGainsayer - weeell that's cool.
how'd you figureee out that was meee?
Harry - i guess it's a pretty common name, so i can't be too mad. haha.
HarryAnderson - i knew auntie jane was right, i should have copyrighted it...
HarryAndersonEgbert - i'm kind of popular, so this doesn't surprise me very much either.
thespiansGlamor - dude! i talk to my girlfriend with that account, and there's no room for a fourth in her quadrants.
Vrissy - Come on, I Just Picked That!
VriskaMaryamLalonde - Why do You get to 8e Vriska! I'm not even Vriska Anymore!
VrissyMaryamLalonde - It's $500/month to Licensce My Likeness. ::::)
adamantGriftress - Soooooooorry, 8ut if you're So O8sessed With Me, just look up my TrollTok already.
TavrosCrocker - I assume you're a normal, innocent person,,, don't do this to yourself,,,
Tavvy - It's not that i don't want to share,,, but, doing so seems more crue
TavvyCrocker - I think that, if you knew what you were getting yourself into,,, you wouldn't want this,
glutinousGymnast - Please don't,,, my mom,,, she can't find out I'm online,
Vristav - I know you meant the other one,, It's alright,,,
No one else cares for our relationship either,,,,
Gamjane - I'd like to forget,,, if possible,,,
Yiffany - only if you let me write it on your forehead too.
Yiffy - okay lets make a trade. your name for my name. deal?
TheFinalApplause - i never really liked this one anyway.
gavageCunctation - seriously...? fine, just take it all...
Delfi - oh no no noes ur crazy in da cranium if u think im lettin you take dis one. dibs!
WhoAchestoBe - yuck. if u rly want it be my freakin guest
Dagger - u mess w da dagger... u get da blade
cloisteredConnoisewer - aww u luu~urve me? (//3-)
auguryAside - Get thy hands off my nagtag, whelp!
Swiss - It's SIMPLE, yet ELEGANT. SUCCINCT, yet it LINGERS in the mind. It's a DAMN good name. And it's MINE. <==]-
SwissElysi - DON'T make me LAUGH. THIS name is the calling card of a man who will STEP FORWARD and, BLADE GLEAMING, carve his AMBITION, his DREAMS, into REALITY ITSELF. It's a name DESTINED to RESOUND through HISTORY, and when future generations pause, smiling, to contemplate its HARMONIOUS REVERBERATIONS, they're sure as shit not going to be thinking of YOU.
agamemnonsTheory - LISTEN, buddy. Why don't we keep things CIVIL, huh? You respect MY handle, and I'll respect YOURS.
championsTirade - ARE YOU READY TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN?!?!?!?
tinnitusChakra - gø ahead and help yøurself tø my credentials. just knøw i'll be keeping an eye øn yøu.
that's all of them i can find.
gummygunk
titsay
izzy806
stormborns
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snowghoul
vaporwave
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