"Are you breaking up with me?"
"Are you having nightmares again?"
"Anything you want to say?"
"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."
"Balloons? Really?"
"Be quiet!"
"But what if we get caught?"
"Can you not?"
"Care to tell me whatās going on?"
"Come find me."
"Did you even love me?"
"Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?"
"Donāt look at me like that."
"Donāt touch me."
"Do you love him/her?"
"Do you love me?"
"Everyone leaves."
"Eviction notice. Itās an eviction notice."Ā
"Fine, Iāll go."
"Finally!"
"Fight me for it."
"Fuck it."
"Get away from me."
"Gotcha!"
"How high are you?"
"How did you get here?"
"I bought a goat."
"If what we had was real, how could you be fine?"
"I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid."
"I hate you."
"Iāll bet you a dollar."
"I said that Iām in love with you."
"I think Iām pregnant."
"Iām going to kill you."
"Iām not eating that."
"Is that a chicken?"
"Itās not that I think your cooking is bad! Itās just ⦠Not that good."
"Jokes on me, huh?"
"Just friends?"
"Just let me go."
"Just tell me the truth!"Ā
"Kiss me."
"Kicking someone is not a form of romance."
"Let me explain."
"Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture."
"Maybe you should go."
"Maybe fuck you will be our always."
"May need you to bail me out of jail."
"Miss you."
"No. The answer is no."
"Not drunk enough for this."
"Never, ever doing that again."
"Okay, I know this looks badā¦"
"Please donāt."
"Please stop talking."
"Personally, Iād rather make out with a cactus."
"Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach."
"Quiet! Someoneās going to hear."
"Quit being annoying."
"Really, where were you?"
"Right. Of course itās my fault."
"Silly of me to think you actually cared."
"Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple."
"So⦠Howās the weather?"
"Tell me you didnāt steal someones dog."
"Thereās something wrong with you."
"This definitely isnāt what it looks like."
"Us? There is no us."
"Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry."
"Unfortunately, she/he said no."Ā
"Very cute."
"We canāt do this."
"Was it just a lie?"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Wait! Hold on!"Ā
"Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?"
"What the hell?"
"Why are you naked?"
"Why is there silly string everywhere?"
"Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"Ā
"Without you, Iām lost."
"X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didnāt you tell me?"
"You broke up with me. Thereās nothing left between us anymore."
"Youāre leaving? But itās taco nightā¦"
"Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation."
"Zelda is more important right now."Ā