Soso.

*searching for disneyland hotels* YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN MEEEEE, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN--- HOLY SHIT. *bawows at $600 price* *laughs and laptop bounces up and down* OHNOOO

*to iron man music* BAAAABY. YOURE SO CUTE. YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES WHEN I POOP.

RANT RANT RANT

You know how when you get a new roommate, it starts of really good then turns out really shitty. Well, I like to speed things up a bit.

IM GOING TO SIU YOU MAI BA'DICK

SOSO TOOK MY NAILGINITY. Im so good with nailpolish.

NURSING ABI TO HEALTH. 39 DEGREES LEATHER JACKET CUZ SHE SUPA HOT BOYYYYY

HANDSHOP.

*baby pops out* SANTAS FAKE THE TOOTHFAIRY AINT REAL. YOU AINT GETTING FREE CASH MUTHAFUCKA

GOAL EYE OF THE TIGER

*with massive amounts of sass* BAR PLESZZ

SOSO OPEN YOUR MOUTH *soso opens mouth slightly* ":c its stiff again" CRACK YOUR JAW *soso cracks jaw* were back in business.

*picks up glasses* me and soso at same time and tone and wow and scary: "look how wide-- OH." *laughs 5ever* soscare so soso so wow

Soso while you were gone I was picking out my nipple hairs so you dont get any hair in your mouth when you lick my tits.

YES CONCHEECHEE YES

*bus is silent* *touches soso's feet, bathing my fingers in its smell* *smells fingers* HHHNNGGGGG *puts fingers to soso's nose* *khaleesi dafuq face* *loud slap* ohbbyes

*bus is silent, lights are off* *sees starbucks* OH MY GOD ITS STARBUCKS AHHHHHHHH!