COMPLETE OVERHAUL OF MY QUEER TMNT 2012 HEADCANONS
Leo is non-SAM aro and a trans man
Raph is straight (for girls) and androgyne
Mikey is unlabelled and gender non conforming
Splinter is straight, confused, but supportive. he offhandedly mentions having slept with men and realizing its not for him, as well as crossdressing back in his day for fun
april is a lesbian IDGAF FUCK YALL SHE WAS DEALING WITH COMPHET AND THOUGHT SHE HAD TO BE INTO THE TWO GUYS THAT WERE INTO HER. THATS WHY SHE "LEAD THEM ON" FOR SO LONG WHILE NOT BEING INTERESTED. SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS
casey is a pansexual trans man with crazy internalized homophobia and transphobia
karai is a lesbian and she is dating shinigami (also a lesbian) and has a toxic situationship with april (shini fully aproves)
shredder is lovephobic and hates HATES that karai is happily in a relationship. ESPECIALLY with a girl. not bc hes homophobic but because he fumbled a girl
xever and bradford are bi4bi toxic married situationship
bebop and rocksteady are actually just best friends slash roommates. there just really weird and codependent about it. at least one of them is straight and the other is bi and im not sure who is who actually
stockman is pathetic and gay and tries to suck shredders dick literally and metaphorically. tiger claw is also super mega gay for shredder and both of them are unrequited. they fuck nasty over this each pretending the other is shredder the whole time