peace is a lie.

first you sell your soul to the dark side, then you download the just girly things font on dafont.com and get to cracking on photoshop.

Well, well, well, my apprentice,

good eye you have for evil, but a true sith lord maketh schemes

for decades beyond their time of reign

while putin craves attention and praise

sheev palpatine lieth and waits

true evil is a building storm, which a galactic empire will form

reign supreme with fear and power, for this will be putins latest hour

my young apprentice, the fonts we use are basic times new roman and this justgirlythings font.

Now don’t forget:

alright then, nonnie. I hope you’re ready for this...

step 1: get yourself caught in a forbidden relationship of some sorts

step 2: kill all the younglings

step 3: congratulations, you’ve graduated sith lord academy

well, thank you!

Sheevie here has been really self-conscious about his looks ever since order 66 so that really means a lot!