In the last row at a city council meeting (planners and building committee) with my boss, bitching about which councillor we hate most

M: „No one told me maintenance was at the printer today. I went in to get my plan and thought the printer was talking to me, turns out a guy was just fixing the paper slot“

We had a massive issue with gnats in our office, but this morning M brought in a spider he found outside and she’s doing a fantastic job at pest control

C: Yes, my pullover cost 150€ but I bought myself a giftcard and used it to pay, so it was basically free

J, calmly sipping his tea: „Yeah. That’s descaler“

You know Germans are about to get serious when the Panzerband comes out

Shout out to my colleague who tried to fix our coffee machine by reaching into the water container that’s supposed to boil the water. We now know that part of the machine still works and how second degree burns look like

How many engineers does it take to fix one coffee machine? Because we are five and it’s not working

J, standing in front of our broken coffee machine: „Bro engineered too close to the sun“

Our coffee machine broke, this is a tragedy.